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crop top tits

my surgery scars don’t bother me as much as i thought they would, i think im over that part of my life where i care

my nipples are honestly adorable in every top i own 🦋

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hey i know i was just bitching about taking pictures but look how much my son loves me

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but i know yall wanted that 808

can you feel that b-a-s-s, bass?

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i’m having a problem where i want to take a million pictures of myself bc im just so cute but always about halfway thru taking pics i get too self aware and realize how ridiculous i look as a 32 yr old woman posing on camera to get internet validation and while i am grateful for my self awareness, it prohibits me from actually enjoying anything

fall is coming and i can feel my seasonal depression creeping but i am SO GLAD i live in Texas where we don’t get dark gloomy fall weather until like february so i still have some time to absorb all the sun rays i can before they’re all gone 💕

halloween is fun and i love decorating and all the spooky things, but as a gemini i am incredibly sad to see the summer season go :(

sweaters, boots, blah blah i want dirty bare feet and daisy dukes all year long!!!

i belong in the jungle

my landlord also fined me bc i park my buick on a rug like it’s a foreign bc my slab is my baby 😞

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2 yrs ago today I gave myself a YEE YEE tattoo on my foot

it started as a joke bc we grew up saying it before doing anything remotely stupid or dangerous

but also bc we have an inside joke about making fun of the rhinestone cowboys on tiktok so idk lmao

i think it’s probably my favorite tattoo of mine

YEE YEE 🤠