#kimhazbin

[heyjunhwe-blog]

♘

Journal Entry

♘ - Something my muse was embarrassed about.

Today... today I ripped my pants during practice.... 

Everyone saw it... 

Everyone laughed... 

My pride is hurt.

I wanted to leave and change clothes..

But Hanbin hyung made me stay and keep practicing.

HE YELLED AT ME FOR WANTING TO LEAVE. 

WHAT KINDA COMMUNIST--... 

Anyway. 

Note to self: In the future, wear looser pants when you’re going to attempt a split. 

[kjiwn]

Damn, we looked hella young in WIN.

I looked skinny af….. But they were one of the best moments in my life. 

[kjiwn]

I would but I don't want everyone to see... what if they judge us, Jiwon?

Have I ever been phased by haters and judgmental people, Hanbin?

[kjiwn]

So bae.

Yes bae? I’m here now, gimme some lovin’ and alla that.

[kjiwn]

Fuckin' miss you, man.

Well it’s your own damn fault for skippin’ practices. What kinda leader you trynna be G? I’m jokin’ I know you’re not well, so rest up and show your face real soon yeah bruh? Love you bae ; ))))

[kjiwn]

I ain't drunk. I'm fine, cool as ice. Vanilla ice.

Listen G, I ain't dealing with your shit at 7 am. Go to bed.

[kjiwn]

Stopping by to say I love you, bruh. Keep it real. Keep it fresh. Keep it OG. #Hanbin #Hazbin #Hanbizznizz

Are you drunk? Course I know you love me, I been rubbing off on you so much I got you saying shit like bruh, fam etc.

[thehayi-blog]

I know it’s not your birthday, but I thought it’d be fucking hilarious to give this present to Bobby via you. I mean, not hilarious… just original and damn creative. 

Okay, so, Bobby’s been into that Game of Thrones shit and he’s been blowing his brains out with every episode. He’s been droning on and on about how he wants a dragon, right? Well how about dragon eggs AND the woman of his dreams dressed as Khaleesi? That’s right–

GUESS WHAT THE FIRST TWO PRESENTS ARE EVEN THOUGH I KINDA ALREADY SAID IT.

You gotta dress up as her and catwalk over to Bobby wearing the costume, aight? And remember, the model is not a part of the gift. Khaleesi wouldn’t approve of human trafficking. If you need someone to record his reaction, lemme know. I’ll be there… although I’ll definitely disappear so that I don’t have to see what, ahem, follows…. also, something to get you in the mood. 

Anyway, THE THIRD PRESENT is for the spooning/cuddling that may follow whatever you did with the earlier presents. To make you even more irresistible to him, I present you to this gift. Oh, and a snack. 

Okay.

That’s it.

Go, fair maiden. Go forth and spread your love.

I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU-- but I can, at the same time, entirely believe that you of all people would put something like T H I S together.

But no, you don’t need to record any reactions to anything because why would I want you there to see me DRESSED UP AS HER? How much birthday sex am I supposed to give him, I already put together something to wear wth Hanbin. I could just wear that underneath this though : )