Nov 22, 2015
“Remember that time we pretended we were dating because that creep wouldn’t leave you alone? Good times.”
“Oh my goodness, don’t remind me! That guy was so creepy, I get all slimy just thinking about it! Like take a hint dude. I never repaid you for that did I? I need to buy you like cake or dinner or something. This very pretty lady might have died if you didn’t step in.”