man wtf ;w; i did NOT realize australia's constitution said that about nz until i read ur tags and got slapped in the face with that information HELPPPPP who does that!!!!! oz, ur such a fucking FREAK
It's the most passively threatening thing possible fr fr
he is so weird about nz so goddamn weird, a FREAK i tell you, and i bet nz has the absolute worst fucking anxiety about it, it'd be at the back of his head whenever he's near him like 'i know what you want i know what you fucking want from me'
i had this thing in my notes for ages where alfred was taunting chris (that's the name i've got for oz oops) about taking his neighbour on as a state himself if chris won't stop beating around the bush and actually do it, and they're having that whole ass conversation in front of Kiwi, while he's having an internal meltdown over it, good times








