summary: surely the best way to get back with your ex-girlfriend is to start dating a super hot and talented man, right? ...right? or where childe regrets breaking up with lumine so in hopes of making her jealous he fake-dates kaeya and definitely does not fall madly in love with him
warnings: smau, swearing
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requests: open
posted: 16/02/2023
a/n: first official chapter! i'll try and maintain the main plot but im so easily distracted it honestly might get lost somewhere along the way lmao, enjoy!
summary: surely the best way to get back with your ex-girlfriend is to start dating a super hot and talented man, right? ...right? or where childe regrets breaking up with lumine so in hopes of making her jealous he fake-dates kaeya and definitely does not fall madly in love with him
warnings: smau, swearing
links: masterlist (main) // masterlist: (chapters) // ao3
art credits: masterlist
requests: open ☑
posted: 22/02/2023
a/n: kinda wanna add a written chapter at some point (the first meeting perhaps) but at the same time not lmao ANYWAY lumine's here!! hehehe
summary: surely the best way to get back with your ex-girlfriend is to start dating a super hot and talented man, right? ...right? or where childe regrets breaking up with lumine so in hopes of making her jealous he fake-dates kaeya and definitely does not fall madly in love with him
warnings: smau, swearing,
links: masterlist (main) // masterlist (chapters) // ao3
art credits: masterlist
requests: open ✔️
posted: 15/02/2023
a/n: so! another chaeya fic/smau lol 😂but before we get to it i just wanna say:
- i'll also post a instagram version of "meet the cast" but i'm still working on it so it might take some time lmao
- MASTERLIST WITH CREDIT FOR THE ART IS ABOVE SO MAKE SURE TO CHECK IT OUT!
summary: surely the best way to get back with your ex-girlfriend is to start dating a super hot and talented man, right? ...right? or where childe regrets breaking up with lumine so in hopes of making her jealous he fake-dates kaeya and definitely does not fall madly in love with him
warnings: smau, swearing
links: masterlist (main) // masterlist: (chapters) // ao3
art credits: masterlist
requests: open
posted: 17/02/2023
a/n: they're bonding guys! love is in the air! but most importantly this is xiao's world and we're just living in it
summary: xiao knows he doesn’t deserve your love but every time his head takes the lead, his heart is quick to completely sway him in the opposite direction
word count: 1212
warnings: little angsty, I guess
links: masterlist // ao3
requests: open
posted: 07/02/2022
a/n: this is my very first genshin fic so pls bear with me lmao also i’m still fairly new to the game and don’t know much about the characters (aside from what i read in fanfics lol) so sorry if this is ooc or sth +i need friends in the game so if anyone wants, pls add me! (currently ar 42 // europe // uid: 736495790)
The sun was slowly disappearing from the sky, painting the world around him in many shades of pinks and oranges, enveloping him in unusual kind of warmth instantly reminding him of the sound of your laughter, for some reason. It was... weird, he decided. Yeah, weird was a good way to describe how, now, every little thing reminded him of you. And it would always surprise him, too. The way you suddenly pop up in his head, your beautiful face right in front of his eyes. He'd never admit to it, but on numerous occasions his hand would reach out to touch your face only to suddenly stop when his mind caught up with the rest of his body and remembered you weren't actually there. Oh he could already hear the little giggling sound you’d make if you ever found out about it, his cheeks warming up just thinking about it.
He never knew he’d have this, that he could have this. Someone so warm and kind loving someone as cold and closed off as him. He’s still miles away from properly voicing all of those thoughts to you. Some part of him fearing he it would be too much. That if he says every single thing he feels you’d realise what big mistake you made stubbornly seeking his company and completely ignoring the glares, exaggerated sighs and more often than not, not so nice jabs he was throwing your way. In moments like this Xiao would smile, just a little, just for a second before proving his own point even more.
“Xiao.” Your voice, just a whisper away from his ear, almost made him jump out of his own body and if he wasn’t as lost in thought you’d definitely be pinned to the ground for sneaking up on him like that. Instead, your hands found their way to his chest, hugging him from behind, your head pressed to his back and when he felt your warm lips on his exposed skin, he almost forgot his own name. “You, okay?” You asked almost in a whisper, squeezing him a little tighter and Xiao had to fight his own body to not let the satisfied sigh escape his lips.
He definitely did not deserve you.
He knew he should’ve tried harder to push you away. To do everything in his power to stop you from getting close to him. To be stronger and keep you at a distance, a safe distance close enough to just be able to save you if you ever needed it.
And yet he took your hand in his, not even paying attention to how fast and loud his heart was beating under your warm palm, and brought it to his lips to press a featherlike kiss to the back of your hand, lingering for a few moments longer than necessary. He could feel your smile on his back and that was was enough.
“I’m fine.” He finally answered your question. Hoping you’d believe him if you weren’t looking at his face. He could hide this way. He wouldn’t be able if you were face to face, he never could. It was like you could see right through him and it was as comforting as it was absolutely terrifying. All the walls he was protecting himself with, indestructible for anyone else, for you it was like they were made from paper and your eyes were the knives, so sharp that just one look tore through all of them so you could see the real man behind it all.
“Xiao.” You called his name again and untangled yourself from him to gently turn him to face you. And the moment he saw your face, Xiao had to close his eyes for a moment because all the colors the sun provided while setting down made you look like an angel. No human should be able to look this breathtakingly beautiful. And if wings would suddenly swung out of your back, he wouldn’t even be surprised.
And when he opened his eyes again he was once more reminded that he didn’t really deserve this. He didn’t deserve the way you looked at him, with so much warmth and compassion. He didn’t deserve the closeness between the two of you and all the love and trust he could see in your eyes, clear as day.
And yet, his hands reached out to touch your face just like all those times he imagined and whished you were right in front of him, his thumbs gently tracing the skin of your cheekbones. And he pulled you even closer, just craving the way your body feels next to his. And you smiled, your own hand travelled to his hair to gently tuck it behind his ear and how, archons how could he not kiss you right in that moment?
He almost never was the one to make the first move and in the off chance he did it was always simple, quick, careful and almost calculated, but in that moment he just couldn’t help himself. All those overwhelming emotions his head and heart were throwing at him at the speed of light, one after another before he even had the chance to stop and process even the most simple ones, made him act before thinking.
He suspected you must’ve been shocked with the sudden move, but If you were surprised, you didn’t show it at all and Xiao was actually grateful for that. He knew that with your hand placed back on his chest when his lips met yours, you could definitely fell the way his heart desperately tried to break free. He could feel you smiling and he knew, was absolutely sure, that his entire face was as red as it was possible. But the way your lips felt against his, like they were made specifically to fit with his was enough for Xiao to forget about the rest of the world for the moment.
“You know I love you, right?” Yet again, you were the one to say something and when Xiao heard what you said, with eyes still closed, his forehead against yours, his breath caught in his throat. He knew, one hundred percent he knew you loved him. How could he not? You reminded him about it constantly. For every time he said it, you said it a thousand times more.
But it was like an instinct that the first thing that came to his mind was ‘you shouldn’t’. Because deep down he knew it was true. You were too good for him. You were too good to him and he was still convinced he didn’t deserve this or you.
And yet, some voice even deeper down inside him was convincing him to be selfish. This one time, just when it comes to you. You were both his greatest strength and biggest weakness. You managed to get a hold of his heart and it now belonged to you, all of him belonged to you.
So yet again, he went opposite of what his head was telling him, instead listening to the heart, which was wildly beating in his chest.
“I love you Y/n.” He whispered with a shaky breath.
And nothing in his life felt as right as those words.
summary: surely the best way to get back with your ex-girlfriend is to start dating a super hot and talented man, right? ...right? or where childe regrets breaking up with lumine so in hopes of making her jealous he fake-dates kaeya and definitely does not fall madly in love with him
word count: ---
warnings: smau, swearing
links: masterlist // ao3
art credits: masterlist
requests: open ☑
posted: 15/02/2023
a/n: it’s me! back with another chaeya fic(?) cuz apparently i can’t write any other ship lmao hope y’all will enjoy! x
summary: even the cupid can fall in love, right?
word count: 2,039
warnings: a little angsty? sorry i can’t stop asdfghjkl
links: masterlist // ao3
requestes: open
posted: 14/02/2022
a/n: happy valentine’s day y’all 🖤 have a little sth from yours truly to sweeten the day (there’s probably a shitton of mistakes but i’m too tired to check #NoBetaWeDieLikeRexLapis lmao)
You’d think, being the Cupid would make falling in love a lot easier, right? The whole purpose of being the deity of love is to take care and make sure people, right for each other, are falling in love.
Yeah, the right people, that’s the catch.
For someone responsible for love, you weren’t doing the best job when it came to your own love life. How pathetic would it sound to people if they knew you were in an unrequited love? And not on the receiving end? Cupid suffering from a crush. Even you had to laugh just thinking about it.
To be completely honest, you weren’t one hundred percent sure Diluc wasn’t reciprocating your feelings. It’s not like you were ever brave enough to confess. He also never took the first step but you knew it would take a miracle for Diluc to make a move if he even felt something for you. Also, he had no idea you were the Cupid so not only didn’t he know you were in love with him but also he had no idea who you really are. And it was eating you alive. You wanted to tell him so bad but revealing that you’re not even a human being somehow scared you more than telling him about your feelings and it scared you like hell.
It was now a little over a year since you met Diluc for the first time, when you quite literally fell from the sky and he was the one who found you near the Monstadt gates hours later. You were literally out of this world and all those clichés made you internally roll your eyes more times than you could count at this point. To this day you’re not sure if it was a blessing or a curse that your wings retracted before Diluc stumbled upon you. Maybe it would’ve been easier if he knew right away who you are.
After all the time you spent here with Diluc it’s funny now how you disliked him at first. It might be due to being in a completely new environment among total strangers. Diluc had several changes in the way he treated you throughout the time you’ve known him. When he saw you at first he was very kind and worried, making sure you’re okay and unharmed then doing a complete one-eighty and being suspicious and wary of you, to eventually getting to know you and making you feel welcomed and safe in his presence. Not to mention completely stealing your heart somewhere along the way.
“Y/n, you’re staring.” Diluc said without even looking your way.
“Well, you’re pretty, how could I not?” You teased.
Contrary to talking about your actual feelings, flirting was like a second nature to you. It was easy. Most of the time just telling people what they wanted to hear, stroking their ego a little. You especially liked to test your skills on Diluc, because the way he looked when he would immediately blush was your absolutely favourite sight to see. He never flirted back or at least you don’t think he did and definitely not in the way you were used to but it never stopped you before. And Diluc clearly didn’t mind that much as he never directly told you to stop.
“You’re ridiculous.”
“And you’re beautiful.” You winked at him and tried to stifle a laugh when Diluc nearly dropped a bottle of wine.
“Do you have an off button?”
“You should know the answer to that question by now.”
You wanted to tease him even more but the door to the tawern opened and in walked a beautiful blond haired girl. She didn’t waste any time and came straight to the bar and when she stopped right next to you you were almost knocked out by how powerful her lever of traction was. It was something you could always pick up on if the potential match was near a person. Even without your ability you’d be able to see she had her eyes on Diluc both figuratively and literally.
The problem was Diluc because even after more than a year you were yet to feel even the slightest form of attraction or affection on him. It was strange. Normally it’s the first you pick up on but with him it was impossible, at least for now.
After only a few seconds you had to excuse yourself. The atmosphere was suffocating, your heart clenched uncomfortably and it started to get hard to breath. You had to clear your head.
The easiest way would be to materialize your bow and a pair of arrows and just shoot them both in the hearts but with Diluc still being unreadable you couldn’t risk it. It might like fun and games to pair people and watch them fall in love but if you ever miss a match you’d basically sentenced both of them for a life of heartbreak and the thought of Diluc hurting like that was unbearable. There was no space for mistakes.
As soon as you were outside it was like you emerged from underwater, taking deep breaths to calm you shaking hands and beating heart. Was it just because of that girl? Or did the jealousy suddenly kicked in? You honestly didn’t want to know.
You were grateful that the sun was long gone from the sky and no one was around because as soon as your breath evened out your wings appeared without you even knowing. And when you did finally notice them it was too late to do anything about it because Diluc was behind you and if you didn’t know any better you’d think he turned into stone.
“Y/n?” His brows high up, creating wrinkles on his forehead. Eyes widened more than you’ve ever seen.
“Shit.” You mumbled to yourself and yet you didn’t hide the wings because some part of you was so relieved that the secret was out. It was out of your hands now and you could only see how it’d play out. “Hi, Diluc.”
“You have wings.” He said like he was informing you, like you didn’t know the wings were on your back. It was quite cute in a way.
“Yes.” You simply confirmed his discovery.
“Real wings.” You weren’t sure if he was asking or telling you this so you just nodded, staying quiet instead. Waiting for anything he wanted to add. “What?”
“Do you want to touch them?” You asked cautiously. You knew there were things you should probably explain but little steps seemed like the best solution in the moment and offering him to touch the wings and confirm for himself that yes, they indeed are real was the best you could offer.
At first Diluc just stared at you for a long moment. His mind probably racing right now. Eventually he took a step closer then another until he was much closer than it was necessary but you decided not to comment on that, instead bringing the wings from behind you, to occupy the space between the two of you.
“Wow.” Diluc chuckled, a little breathless while his hand was gently gliding on various places on your wings. It was the first time he was touching you this way and you had to fight your own body to not close your eyes from how good it felt.
“There’s no hiding now.” You sighed which made Diluc look at your face and before he could say anything you decided to lay it all ot before the courage disappear. “I know it’ll most likely sound crazy but here we go. As you can tell from the wings, I’m not really human.” You tried to joke to make it all at least a little bit less awkward. “I’m actually the deity of love. Most people call me Cupid.” You said simply and to prove your words, you moved your wings away, already missing Diluc’s touch, to reveal the black bow and red arrows in your hands.
Diluc’s hand reach out in your direction. It must’ve been completely unconscious because he stopped halfway and looked you in the eyes, waiting for you to give him permission and when it was granted his hand landed on the bow, tracing it shapes before moving on to the arrows. He took one and brought it closer to his face examining it with curious eyes.
“So you’re the Cupid. You make people fall in love.” He said slowly, probably still processing everything that just happened. You didn’t now if he believed you but at the same time you didn’t want to ask. “Did you use it on me?” He asked shaking the arrow in his hand a little.
“No! Of course not!” You were quick to reassure him. Maybe to quick because Diluc seemed surprised by your answer. “I promise I didn’t use it on you.”
“Why?”
“What do you mean?” It was now your turn to be surprised.
“Why didn’t you? Use the arrow on me, I mean.”
“I’d have shoot both at you and your potential partner but I can’t quite figure you out. And if I’m not sure it might do more harm than good.” There was no point in hiding the truth. You already started exposing your secrets. Might as well do it all in one go.
“Would I be able to use it?” You only nodded, not sure where he was going with it. “And does it have to be shot from the bow?”
“No. As long as the arrow pierces the heart it will work but why are you ask-”
“Do it.” He pointed at the arrow in your hand while still holding one in his own.
“What? I told you I have to shoot two people. And most importantly that I have to be sure. Diluc right now I’m anything but sure.” You tried to reason with him but the determination you saw in his eyes was not going away.
“I am.” He stated and again practically closed the distance between you two. The confusion on your face melting into realization as soon as he pointed the arrow in his hand to your heart.
“Diluc.” Your voice cracked. “If you’re wrong it’ll be like living with a broken heart for the rest of your life.”
“I don’t mind as long as you’re the one breaking it.” He shrugged and your eyes blurred with tears.
It was what you dreamt of all this time. It wasn’t just one-sided crush. The feelings were real an he felt it too. But you were scared. All the worse case scenarios flooding your mind preventing you from feeling the happiness ypu should be feeling in that moment. But as soon as you felt his hand guiding yours until the arrow touched his chest you couldn’t think about anything else but him.
“I am sure, Y/n.” He repeated. “Come on Cupid, give me my happy ending.” You knew he tried to joke for your sake. To somehow make you feel better. “How does it feel when it’s right?”
“I don’t know. I’ve never experienced it.”
“Then we’ll have to see for ourselves.”
You weren’t even sure if your own arrows could work on you. You’ve never considered the possibility. Yet there you were, head full with worry, doubting everything but your feelings for Diluc. You both took a deep breath and when you shook your head yes you pushed the arrow into Diluc’s chest with a trembling hand just as he did the same.
The warmth you that invaded your entire body made your breath catch in your throat. Your eyes filled with tears immediately because you knew it was right and the look on Diluc’s face told you he was feeling the same thing. The arrows dissapeared suddenly, but the warm feeling was still there and next thing you knew you and Diluc were pressed chest to chest and your lips crashed into a messy kiss but there was too many emotions to care.
“I love you.” Diluc whispered against your lips but didn’t give you enough time to say anything before yet again placing his lips on yours. So instead of words you poured all your love into the kiss.
summary: a closer look at the most exclusive group chat in all teyvat. we have two oblivious idiots in love, two horny bastards afraid of their feelings, a grumpy cat and his sunshine boyfriend and one very single and tired girl... among many many others
warnings: swearing, probably some angst
info: crack fic, multi-chaptered, social media au, not much difference they just have phones lmao
pairings: zhongli x diluc // xiao x venti // childe x kaeya
+ lumine and other characters
a/n: it’s mainly just bad jokes but i’m also a sucker for my fave ships so i had to squeeze them all in there hehe
chapter 1: zhongli simps [tumbrl] [ao3]
chapter 2: truth or dare [tumblr] [ao3]
chapter 3: oblivious idiots [tumblr] [ao3]
chapter 4: xiao x venti [tumblr] [ao3]
chapter 5: childe’s one braincell [tumblr] [ao3]
chapter 6: liyue adventure pt.1 [tumblr] [ao3]
chapter 7: liyue adventure pt.2 [tumblr] [ao3]
chapter 8: valentine’s day [tumblr] [ao3]
chapter 9: single and ready to mingle [tumblr] [ao3]
chapter 10: bad cop & bad cop [tumblr] [ao3]
chapter 11: birthday girl [tumblr] [ao3]
chapter 12: chaeya confirmed? [tumblr] [ao3]
chapter 13: matchmakers [tumblr] [ao3]
chapter 14: the mystery [tumblr] [ao3]
chapter 15: lumine? a simp? [tumblr] [ao3]
chapter 16: *sad kaeya noises* [tumblr] [ao3]
chapter 17: kaeya puts the cry in cryo [tumblr] [ao3]
chapter 18: [gay panic] [tumblr] [ao3]
chapter 19: the council meeting [tumblr] [a03]
chapter 20: detective venti on the case [tumblr] [ao3]
chapter 21: biggest clown in town [tumblr] [ao3]
chapter 22: no more hiding [tumblr] [ao3]
chapter 23: top tier chaeya moment [tumblr] [ao3]
chapter 24: truth or dare: the sequel [tumblr] [ao3]
