Aug 19, 2025
nothing beats the feeling of sizing up a kingdom to see if I can go to war with them and seeing that they're still on mangonels. buddy I have 200 bombards. You're going to die
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nothing beats the feeling of sizing up a kingdom to see if I can go to war with them and seeing that they're still on mangonels. buddy I have 200 bombards. You're going to die
my empire is about to crumble because the Mongols are at my doorstep. theyre being held at bay with a holy war but that's going to end very shortly. 136k Catholics Vs 60k Mongols including 20k horse archers. yeah we're not winning this. my 19k soldiers don't stand a chance even if I bulk it up with mercenaries. how I feel rn knowing this Italian empire is the most successful run I've ever had and I'm going to have to let it collapse and build it back up again
I'm gonna ask the pope for money despite being rich and then usurp his kingdom title and then go to war with him for the rest of the land. Lol. LMAO even
ENOUGH!!!!! GET OUT OF MY COUNTRY !!! ONLY I CAN CONQUER SICILY!!!!!
I have two units of trebuchets in my army which makes me fucking unstoppable because I siege every barony I find one after the other, it's beautiful. my army is ten thousand strong. fuck with me !!!!
HAHA! I waged an excommunication war against the king of Sicily in the hope of weakening his kingdom so I could exploit any stray counties or duchies, and I won and he became deposed. he decided to become a landless adventurer, and the mechanics of that are that you have to worry about your camps provisions above all else. well I just got a notification that he starved to death. guess he couldn't hack it ! What's a matter prince frery not enough servants for you LOL
locking my useless third son who refused to become a monk into a loveless sexless marriage with an infertile 54 yo drunkard woman so he can't pass down his titles to anyone other than his older brothers