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[celeste-i]

Enzo Fernandez red card in the world cup final dreams really do come true

[celeste-i]

what the fuck does this look like if you're in the stadium cus they're all dancing for the camera

[celeste-i]

PLEASE STOP WITH THE YOUTUBE REWIND HALFTIME ACT STOPPPPPP STOP TIIS IS SO BAD FUCK OFFFFFFFFFF

[celeste-i]

Argentina are so blatantly cheating this is ridiculous. this ref is either bribed up to the gills or he should go apply for disability benefits because he's too blind to work the field

[grimeclown]

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

[grimeclown]

Snakeyes Pete is from Toronto he gave me a button once that said "Canadians have the best luck" and i said i thought that was the Irish and he said "I fucking hate the irish" and i said okay

[celeste-i]

omg the fix it fics for this season are gonna go crazy

[thii2ii2tupiid]

iwtv is my dead wife and she was brought back wrong

[decomposingfungi]

tvl episode simulation

lestat: *awful french(?) accent* fam they are low-key trying to cancel me for serving too much cunt all because i'm too camp and too whimsical and now the woke mobe is coming for me but they'll have to take the L because I HAVE THE BLOOD OF AKASHA IN ME iykyk i'm just living rent-free in your minds because i'm looking snatched periodt

*five minutes musical video with the worst song you have ever heard*

gabriella: *count dracula accent* uuuuh lestat fuck me !! fuck mamma again and again and again !! i want sex i want to be FUCKED i want to suck a cock i love cock i only think of cock and murder uuuuuh lestat let's kill all humanity

daniel: did you stutter as a child? did you stutter as a child? did you stutter as a child? did you stutter as a child? oh and also: *seven different slurs*

louis: oh i'm sorry i'm a selfish bastard i'm a bad person i should be humbled *random slurs are said his way*

armand: *opens his eyes two seconds before the episode ends*

[carnadelions]

unfortunately re: the serving cunt line you can just tell the writers have become too cognizant of fandom. i do not want diegetic references to lestat popping his pussy any more than i want armand playing minecraft or saying he's too wife to be cancelled for abuse. like i get that this is yet another thing to seize and emphasize how absurd lestat can be and it does track with his propensity to update his vocabulary but you need to remember that this is a 268-year-old vampire from the french colonial empire whose achilles heel has always been literacy and who spent the second half of the twentieth century to the early 2020s in self-imposed, haggard exile. he's not deep in the trenches on tumblr or stan twitter he's getting duped by ai reels of anthropomorphized dogs on youtube

[celeste-i]

unfortunately we all should have seen this coming in the first episode when they had a nonbinary person exist as a comedic bit where they were not only misgendered (ugh pronouns guys 🙄) but then they had their genitals commented on by lestat so we the audience know this gender ambiguous person is for real a girl. and then they die

[onwolves]

you do start to appreciate why anne rice just shot everybody

[loyalhorror]

tvl episode 7 spoilers:

he would not fucking say that

he would not fucking do that

we did not need to see that

he would not fucking say that

he would not fucking do that

he did not fucking do that

repeat

[segamascott]

[ileftmysoulinnorway]

ASSAD ZAMAN as THE VAMPIRE ARMAND

THE VAMPIRE LESTAT | 3.07 | The Failures

Photo credit: Sophie Giraud/AMC

[aclockworkorange]

A British one penny coin from 1903 defaced by the Suffragettes.

[celeste-i]

I actually think that finale was pretty good but it was wrapping up a season of terrible nonsensical writing so basically if they could have just written the whole season with all the plot points they summarised and explained in a monologue that would have been great. hey rolin show don't tell

[celeste-i]

rolin Jones get off twitter why did Daniel just say the word yaoi