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[txt] IM THE COOLEST GUY HERE

{txt} You downgraded yourself real fast

{txt} now you're like the 27th.

[txt] youch that was so twinky i could feel your ass cheeks slap me in the face from here.

{txt} gross gross why would you say that

{txt} you were cool for like 5 seconds then you had to say that

[txt] edgy and rebellious, im impressed. [txt] dont throw one at me [txt] or my dildos.

{txt} Your dildos are going to get soaked

{txt} wait no

{txt} no that sounds really bad

{txt} pretend I didn't say that.

[txt] just checkin up [txt] how ya doin

{txt} Pretty ok, actually. I threw a water balloon at Roger the other day.

[txt] so?? i wasnt insulting you i was like. calling your name.

How is this guy qualified to teach.

{txt} Fair enough

{txt} what do you need?

[txt] yea but i tell it like it is

{txt} You're a history nerd too though

[txt] HISTORY GEEK

{txt} :-o dude you're a history teacher

all symbols

Morning-- {txt} You owe me money

Angry-- "Why are you avoiding my texts?? Where's my money?!"

Prank-- "I heard Roger is going to call the authorities on you for assaulting a student."

Emotional-- Crying "Why are you such a loser...?"

Vauge-- "The stuff is in the drawer."

Confession-- "I think you're a huge loser nerd."

Worried-- "Mr. K! Hide! The loser police are after you."

Txt not meant for you-- {txt} Can you get me a soda while you're out I'm dying

Saucy txt- {txt} I can cuddle you so hard you don't even know

Early morning-- {txt} why they hell ar eyou texting me at 3 in the morning no i will not go drinking with you

Misguided advice-- "Kids think it's really rad if you use words like groovy and swag."

Desperate-- {txt} please give me more time on my paper my grade can't lower anything under 97

Promise-- "I promise I won't tell Roger about your dildo stash but seriously why do you even have that?"

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