#kingmelanie

[arswiss]

First name: roberta
Nickname: senpai
Age: I think your a little younger than me?? I could be wrong (I'm 25)
Gender: female art deity
Sexual Orientation: 😏
Nationality: is Canadian a nationality? 
Relationship status: single but been on a couple dates and such since I've met you
Likes: angels, coffee, succulents, New York City, a good drink
Dislikes: art thieves, Tumblr's unjust hatefulness, 
Random fact: listened to girls' mouth sounds on YouTube and you weren't totally displeased wink nudge.

eyyyy you pass with honours!! (seriously you got everything wow) (and the girl mouth sounds are ASMR and yes I’m addicted to the ear licking lmao dont look at me)

[aessedaiserenity]

kingmelanie replied to your post “I guess I’m getting old… what the fuck is “big mood” and “spill that...”

Tea= callouts, facts, gossip. Big mood is like, how they feel I guess idk

I could tell that by context, What I mean is how did it come to mean that?  All slang has some sort of origin.

[aessedaiserenity]

The most scammy thing you ever did, or did you ever steal anything? Best, worst, and/or weirdest dream? Food you can't stand? Would you try a Carolina reaper? Have you ever watched foodfight or the room? Do you have any tumblr senpai(s) and have they noticed you

When an older neighborhood kid mentioned the newly opened local Bi-Lo didn’t have door scanners installed yet I went in and stuffed my pockets full of candybars.  Then I tried it again the next day and got caught…the manager said “I won’t call the cops because it’s Sunday, but don’t ever come back here.”

My mom took me shopping later that week and when I saw that lady I kept hiding and my mom was like “wtf?!”

Oh, weirdest dream is when I dreamt that a character from Sesame Street started tearing my dream apart, leaving nothing but whiteness (kinda like when the world disappeared in Coraline) then when he attacked me I woke up with a jolt, then looked across the room and saw the giant disembodied head of Ted Danson.  I rubbed my eyes to see if it would go away but the mirage persisted...so I edged out of bed and tried to touch it with my foot and only then did it dissipate.  I know it wasn’t just another dream becausee immediately after that I got up and wrote the dream and hallucination down in my dream journal.

I fucking haaaaaate squash.  My folks tried to feed it to me as a kid and I almost puked.  Not a fan of olives, either.

Hell noooooo I wouldn’t try a carolina reaper.  I have terrible acid reflux and at this point I’ve completely ruined the lining of my esophagus so I can’t risk anything too spicy anymore.

Yes I watched The Room.  Oh hi Mark!  I don’t know what foodfight is.

I wished bootydiaries happy birthday and she answered privately to say “thank you.”  And I showed pietriarchy that I made her in Fallout 4 and she complimented it and approved my choice of husband for her (Jason Statham).

I’m more for tumblr-friends than tumblr-senpai’s though. <3

this is random is it because I reblogged the “how to be interesting enough to get my followers to send me random asks” thing or am I supposed to forward it? lol

Edited because I missed an answer.

[littledoomwitch]

being vague currently about who you worship to avoid me sending you “don’t appropriate you fuck” posts won’t work when I check out your blog and find out that you (currently or at some point) worship La Santa Muerte.

@carpeumbra, I thought this stopped being a thing, wwwwhy.

also would mention @kingmelanie but the @ function is not working for you. you’re free to deny this claim if you’ve come to the error of your ways and realized that you probably shouldn’t worship LSM, but just in case, I’ll put this out here.

[itstrevorphilips]

Happy birthday! You've got a whole year of being nineteen. If it go want go right today, celebrate again whenever you want! Much love

That is a wonderful idea! Thank you so much!!!

[dingdongyouarewrong]

kingmelanie replied to your post: anonymous asked:bruh its called s...

Its small but there’s a 359% chance it’s the same person sending all these anons

i was never under the impression that it was more than one person tbh

[arswiss]

kingmelanie said: "hyperbole and a half" for the rest of the night, always brings good times

Is that a blog or a self help book

oh

oh WAIT its that comic with the guy with the mouth doing the things. 

[arswiss]

kingmelanie said: por que??

Dunno man, just tumblr's attitude in general is getting to me tonight.