#kingofkarts

[insidesanity]

Bad translator

The King of Karts

"the king of karts "

...27 translations later, Bing gives us:

"In his words."

  and in the middle

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thought he might like that

ALSO

"monarch of malware"

...27 translations later, Bing gives us:

"The King of software."

[candycoated-nightmares-blog]

Y̙͈̭̙̪͎̳͘o̺͓͇̝͙̖̰͂͑ͧų̬̹͉̪͎́r̰͙̿̓̄͋̚ ̻̹̳̙̑̅͐̓̉̕D͇̮͋ͩ̄̈ͪ̓͗ͅe̮̟͇͉̜͊̃́͒̌ͬm̳̟̝̳̌͆ͨͭ̿i͚̜̼̺̘̤̎ș̴̲̙̗͖ë̗͋ͨ ̛̝͍̞iͮ͌̌s̼͈̲͓͚̤̥ͪͩ̍ͨ͆ ̸͖͐͋ͦI̝̩̼͚̣͌͊̍͑̆̉n̙͇̲̰̖̄ͨͦ̀̃̉͑e͇̤̓͋̾ͯ̉ͤ̚v͓̱͚͚̀ǐ̻̝̟̟ͧt͇̤̣̥̠̑̆͑͊͑̇a͕͇̿ͬͫͣ̏͢ͅb͕͈̘̖͔͉̜͑͆͗̎̓ͯ͛͢l̢͎̮ͭ̃ͨͭ̒͋e̺̕ ̜͗ͯͧ̍ [[thekingofkarts VS your-sweet-little-nightmare]]

vanellope kicked the door down soaked in blood she dragged her machete across the ground.

.̴̹͍̥̮̲̗ͥ̈́̾̚.̖̼͎̌̈́ͤ̊ͯ̂̃ͫ.̷̻̘̝̖ͧ̉ͫ̾̚͢Hͯ̂̔ͨ͆͊͆͟҉͈̝̪̦͓̞̲̘ȅ̵̙̜͔̫̱͙̻̇ͮͫ͋́͞ļ̴̶͉͋̃̽͛ͨl͍̳̆ͨ̊ͨ͗̒͜͢ͅǫ̻̜͓̼̲͙͔̐́͑ͬ͌̕͘ ̷̪̘̱̅̋̉ͬ̉̔͛ͨͅĶ̪̩͇̰͍͖̿͆̔ͯ̈́͐ͯ̀ỉ͇̰͈̪̘̈ͣ͑ͥ̀ͣ̈́ͨ́͝n͙̝͍̮̝̻̲͋̆̑̂g̗ͬ́̅͊̆̋͜͞ͅ ̶͖̣͉̪̩͊̔̉ͨ͛͆̚̕͢C̵̴̠͔͈̖͕̩̽̄̑͋̇͛̓̓ͅą̻̈͌̍̌ͮ̏ṇ̩̺̠̦̙̺̺ͫ̄̍̀ͤͥ̑̚̚ď͕͕̱͇̲̮̜̤̝̈̅̅̄̄ͭ̑̚͞ÿ͉̗͙̹̰̼͖̪́ͭ͆̋͌ͧ̌̚.͔͔͖͔̓͛̈͛͋̕͢.͖͕̼̙̟̝̠ͯ͂̌̐ͯ̀.͍̠̱͍͇͕̎̎̈́̐͑͑̕.̷͔̰̱̘̼̞̏͆̇͑͋̄̀T̶̨ͬ̓̎͑͒͌͏̪̲̣e͖̻͎̟͓̝͍̥͕ͭ̒̊̄̃͝͝ȩ̗̟̩̺͈͎̥̘͚̽ͫ̉̐ͪ͆͋ͬ͘-̷͇̺̬̱͙̋͛͆̍h̸̟̬̱̬̗͍̺̾͊̎ͯ̐ȩ̵̣̭̙̻̠̰̝̈́̆ͯ͜ͅẻ̬̥ͩͨ͒ͥ͘͠.̵̨͍̤͈͇̥̲̬̜͆͋̎͋̅̐ͪ.͚͇ͤ̉̌ͪͩ͆.̨̦̤̭̞̼͎͌͊̑ͣ͛.̨͉̳̜̱̯͓̟͎̋͑.̵̺̙̭̪͎̀̏̓̊I̢̭̞͕̓͌̌̅̿̏͊ͯ͠ ̛̖̭ͤ͡͠s̛̻̙̦ͩ̇ͭͦaͧ͐̂̇̏̕͠҉̜̩v̧̠̬͔̟̼̺̰̄́͜e̮ͨͮ͊ͪ̊ͬ̆ͪ͢dͭ͐̓̓҉͉̺̩̦̫̜͍̟ ̸͈̩̤ͤ͛̎ͨ̏t̠̱̥̟̙̱͕̞͋̉͜h̲̟̺̜ͩ̓͆ͣé͔͉̲̠̰̕ ̢̋̓͏̘̝̠̯̳̫ḇ̩͉̲͇͔͍̇͗̽ͩ̽̃̀̚͘̕ḛ̷̖̥͍̤̟͎͙̫̌ͨͦͫ̾s̴͉͓͈͍̱͂͋̾͌͌̒̔̃t̳̼̯ͦ̀̅͡ ̭̟̑̎̒͊ͮ̓̏o̶̸̠̮̖̟͙̒̇̂ͬ̀ͅn̦͎̣̻͍͈̟̽͐e̲̖͍̫̞͓͕͈͒͑̊̆͊͜ ̡̛͗̈҉͓͇͚̬̺̮̭f̢͖̲̎̈́̓̆ǫ̙̲̘̦̩̂̾̇̒͒͝ŗ͗̈ͮͨ͒̒͊͐͠͏̺̘̜̱̦͔ͅ ̴̵̻̽ͯ̚l̈̽̉̎̽͊͊̔͏̱̩̗̭͎̩̗̣̣a̼̍̆͗ͣ̐̚͘s̎ͩ̑ͨ҉̯̣t̡̗̬͍̙͓̦̺̞̼̅ͣͪͦ̓͑͑̇͟.̢͖͉̱̳̬̖̭̮ͫͦ̍̇

y̞͖̞͓̦̠͎͉͒͒̃̄̽̈͐͘͠o̅ͦ͒ͧ̄̍̚҉̦͍̀u̜̭̜̝̭̳̎̓́͘ ͒ͪ͋̉҉͈͚d̶̎ͭͅē̹͙̻̅̃ś͙͔͓̹̟͎̻̓ͭ͢t̢̨͕̭̞̞͇̲̩̅ͭ͂̚͟r̛̽̄̿͋͏̬̥̟͈͍ͅo̳̞͛͋̾ͬ͂̌́̕ỷ̰̜ͩ́ë͍̖̦̇̄͂͋ḓ͎̓̂̏̄́̿ ̶͖͈̼̥̣͎̲̫̓͒ͨ̆͛ͫ̽̀͠ḿ̵̗͔͚̰ͤ̂̌̎̐̕ͅy̷ͨ͂ͮ̀͞҉̗̲͈̞ͅ ̶̣̘̒͑̔͗̽̆ͬ͠w̷̵̺̜͉͌ͤ͋ͣ͋̏ͭͩo̸̭͌ͫͧ̾̋̂̓̿̚͞ṟ̢̰̫ͯ͛̓͒̑͑͐ͤ́͠l͙̹͈̻̪̳̟̖͕͛͋͌ͣ̓d̶̛̼͕ͫ̎̊͊̋ͩ̊.̨̛͎̼ͧ͑ͦ̀͆ͮ͐̚.̢̳͒ͥ̅͡.̶̥̤̭̘͍̰́ͭ̃͌̽ͤ̃̚.͊̀͏͔͍̘͍̮̜̭͓͡N͇̻̄͊̍ͫ͛̚o̘͉̫̥̣̦̘̞͌̓ͣ̒͊w̵̧͕̦̖̬̘̻̣͐̋̃͋̃ ̄͑̐̿͊ͬ͟͏̖͎̖i̞̹̺̮ͬͪ͗ͦͫ͘͜ ̛̮̟̬̄ͨ̍̎͒wͤ͏̻͉i̬̭̪̽̏ͥ͂͝l͉̫̦̦̯̫̉ͭ̎̾͆͆͊l̨̼͚̖̝̔̇̉ͬ͗̀ ͣ҉͍̯̥̟̀d͍̗͖̜ͤ̎e̯̫̙̙̥̋̄̇̎͌̈́͐ͣṣ̵̜̗̞̈́̓͐͟͝ͅͅţ̓ͦͫ̂͛̆͗͏̵̟͖͇̣̺r̷̼͇͔̼̗̫͙̠̓̉̌͒͒̍̕o͇ͮ̕͝ͅy̷̠̰͔͍̒͐̎̚é̇͂͏̫͇̗d͍̻̝̘̘̤̣͚͌̀̿ͯ̑̂̉́ ̟͎̖̤̹ͨ̌͌̒̂y̬̭͖̜̖ͧͧ̆͠ȍ̧͎͕̦̪̦̯͙͕̑̓͆̄͘u̻̦̤̱ͤ̇́ͬ̽̀̋͂̀r̷̭ͩ̆͘͞ͅş̘̻͐ͨ͗ͨ ̳̺̥̤̦̦͉̗͒͑̕Eͧͣ̾̈҉̝ͅv̵̗͚̰̦̹̭̬̑̓̈ͥͮ̾̕͟ę̸̘̦̜̳̪̼͍̍ͭ̑̽̓̑̅̂̽r̢͖̲̗̥̼͂ͪ̌̋͋̆͂͞yͫ̋ͮ͏̱̣̩̭̻̥ţ̢̦͖͕̼̟̘ͤ̐h̨͍̮̺̟͓̭̗͈͙ͪ͑ͨ͌̆̇̀͜i̢͒͋̾҉͉̻̙͕̠ͅn͕̗̫͇͎̬̳̮̩͗ͨ̈́͋ͦ͟g̏ͭ͏͓̕ ̡̜̯͓̈ͮ͂͑͗ȋ̳̿̔s̢̠̹̺̈́ͣ͑̐ͧ̾͝ ̌̑ͪ̇̔̈́̉̊͠͝͏̯͖͚͍̞̤̹͖l̃ͬͮ͏͜͏̮̳̗͖̩̗̻͍o̒̏͋͒͏̡̗̦̣͍ͅs̷͍̙̤̭̖̻͒̑̀̆̂̄t̵̢̩̙̺ͩ́̃͊ͯͯ̽͡.̛͔͇̥͍̘͂ͤ̓͗̋ͪ̿̀̕͟

È͒̒̿̈҉̸҉͖̩̟̹͈͓v̗̭͔̼̹̩̦͖̌ͩ̈́̔͠͞e̛̤͍̭̻̮̭̯̾̎̚r̨͍̻̙͔͍͎̾̍͗́ͅy̛̫͍̱̙̟̼̰͉ͮ̏̾́̈́͂̚͠͠o̧̙̟̗͉̖ͮ͆͆̌ͩ́̚͡n̵̡͔̮̝̩͖̼̺̱̦̋̈̂ͫ̚e̳̥̖͚̺̮̓̃̉̒ͮ̀͡ ̸͈͓̜̗̅̔ͮ́ḭ̝̜̻̥ͯ͐͊͆̋̓̈́̕ş̮̭̘̤̊̍̆ͬ͑ͨͦ̈́͢ ̢̠̥̥̦̘̼ͧ͑͝͞d̷̤̦͚̱ͤ́̐̚͢ḙ̯̰͕͎̼̻̇a̡̝̖̰̭̠͙ͪ͌̽͒͑ͅd̟͎̞͓͕͐ͬͧ̃̀͘ͅ.̟̗̯̩̙ͭ̿́̑͞.̙̞̫̞͈̫̝̏̇̊ͥ́̕.̵̮̭͍̟̼̲̬̐è̢̙̯̬͍̘̣͒ͨ̉͗̿͊͌͘͠v̶̮͙͉̦̠͙̙͔̖͂̊̎e̡̺̝̪̙͎̳̤̤ͩ̀̏͊̓̄͗̒̚r̞̱͙͂̆͋̽͛ͤͤ͑͝y͔̰͍̯͍̲̫̏ͯͤͥ͋ͪ̕ͅo̡̻̪̬ͮ̓̂̐ͧ͒ͥṉ̗͉̭̞̗͍̮ͫ̓̎͒ͬ͒ͣ͜eͬͤ̇ͬ҉̸̳̼͚͕̼̙ ̴̡̬̽ͪ̔͗̓̾̀͘E͌̎̓̄́ͤ̊̔̏͜҉͕̠̱̦̼̯̯̣x̖͉̗̗̅̈́c̨̱̬̖̫̩͒́ȇ̶̡͇͕̫͕͎̱̣͌p̡̜̟̦̱̗͉͙̍̐̀t̷͚̻̲̑͆̽ͫͥ̾̉̕ ̡̎̏ͯ̽ͥͫͥ́҉̪͚͉̭͉̜ŷ̧̙̥̜ͣ͗̓ȍͤ̔҉̛̼̤̤͝ư̘̩̺̙̻̠͈̯͕̐̆͜.̒̿ͪ̾͐͂̈̚҉̰͉̹͙͓̝͢.̷̶̢͓̲̩͎̟̰͍̒͂̅̒̅ͭ̎͒͑.̵̵͈͇̗̙ͫ͐͌͆ͨͅ.̢̥͎͇̩̉̆ͮ̍̈́͑̔̿̈́͠t̨̘̰̓ͪ̉̓̏̌ͅḙ̵͓͕̺̻͍̗̇̓̓̆̿̈́̐̅ͨ͢ė̬̜̟̳͚̀͑̑ͣ̂͢͡-̤̙̅ͮ̄h̵̗̠̖̜̰̗̹ͨ̓ͣ̈́̀e̠͔̼̯̮̣̱̖̭ͦ͐̂͑ͫ̀͜ĕ͕̺͈̩͎͚͔̬͌́̏.̀̑͏̨̮̭̣̬͙͝.̟̠̜̈́͠͠.̧͚̯̝̘͆͛ͬ̋̇͛̐́͡

b̠͉̲͓͂ͮ͒̅ͤ͂̄̅͋́ư̪͉̰̬̝̺ͭͬ͐͛ͥͭ̈́t̪͛ͪ̚ͅ ͒ͭͥ͐ͩ̈͢͏͙͎̘̙ḓ̶̛͉̠͔͉͔̺̥̏͋̊̄͜ȏ͙̭̘̫͉͕̑ͩ̉̿̈́͌̾n̤͚̮̖ͤ͊ͯ̐ͭ̓͛͆ẗ̪̼̹͖̪͔̜̳̩̌ͮ̀̚ ̢̳̣̼̣̜͆̋̎̓̓̒̚w̧̮̙̰͈̙ͥͣ̓̍̂̔̎̈̀͡o̧̡̘̮̫ͦ͆ͦr͚̱̮̬̖͂ͧ́͜ṟ̴̢̘̺̥̑̈́͛ỳ̴̶̬̙̚.̣̤̰ͬ͑̐̾͛̈́.̛̹͔̼̗̼͚͚͖̒͐̂͛̈́̚͘.̵̝̥̭̯͖̒̄̓yͯ́ͥ̓̉͛ͨ̉͏̷͉͉͇͉̺ͅo̡̙͂ͭ̽̓̿ü̲̣͓͈̹̟̬͑̀͌̒ͬ̋͟ ̷̤̟̺͖̖̉ͭ̇̉ͬͮ̇͟w̺̹̝̟̗̥ͦ͋̇i̶͖̞̹̪ͥ͑ͮl̷̛͎̹͕̪̠̥̲͈̅͂͒l̮͕̱ͭ͒ͯ͆̃̂ ͛ͪj̶̶̭̫͖͐̎̓ͬ͂̓͌o̴͙̼̎͑͡i̡̮̫ͬͧ͜n̷̳̤̰̞̪̤̭̲ͯͣͮ ̡̜̫͗̀ͨͪͭ̍̈͡͡t̩̬̫͖͕̺̾̂͟h̶̸͕͕̫̩̼ͩ̃͘eͤ̇̒̊͏̢̤̯͍̰ͅm̷̧̡͉̭̙̤̖̪̘̉̈̋ ̵͓͓̖̹̬͚̳͑ͬ̃ͭͅ.....

s͈̣̎̽̓͌̾͌́͋͢͟o̻̝̤͒̓͛͌̿̽͋o̸̮̟̞̖͕͖̥ͣ͌͐ͅņ̩͚͇̲͓̫̖̰͐̂̔͢.̮͚̖̙ͣͧ̑̏͟.͕͔̫̾ͭ̂̀ͫ͊̏̀͞

[ask-litwacks-peacock-blog]

"Where the hell can I get a trinity cursed coin????" (RP starter with KingofKarts)

Peacock was getting irritated. She searched everywhere for a stinking gold coin. Either no body had one or were saving it for their next race. She need to get that coin for her friend Vanellaope to race. She stole the kart from another Turbo, so why couldn't she find that stupid coin?!

[ask-jet-and-set-turbotwins-blog]

We Three Kings

For King Candy, the whole thing was a routine Cabinet Check. Pop into the other racing game, say hi and give some candy, check they weren't going to steal his thunder and, if they weren't a threat, leave them alone.

Those that WERE a threat often later found that being a threat was a great way to catch "getting-your-game-crashed-itis". Over the last few decades at Litwak's, there had been roughly four casualties.

The two in this Throne Room, though, were...well, there were TWO. That was weird. And there wasn't a him or a Glitch in sight. He capered out of his kart, waving with both hands.

"GOOD EVENING, Royal People! Hello!" He grinned, wide and placating. "I jutht wanted ta see what a LOVELY game you've been cultivating, hoohoo~!"

Both the princes turn their head to look at the new monarch that had entered the room, in a kart no less.

The one dressed in darker colors narrowed his eyes in a glare, seeming to shun the fact that another royal had entered his throne room. The one in whites ,on the other hand , smiled and stood up from where he sat on his throne.

"Hello there, and welcome to Sugar Rush." He said with a smile. "My name is Prince Vanilla and this is my Twin brother, Prince Chocolate."

 He introduced the royals of the game with a short bow, Prince Chocolate only gave a short wave.

"May I ask you name Sir?" Vanilla asked with a familiar smile, a smile that hadn't been seen in years.