#kingsass

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Riko: You have a death wish.

Nathaniel: You are my death wish.

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Soft things the boys do? Who wears the oversized sweaters is what I'm askin

Jean: Well… Natty is the smallest, and begrudgingly in some cases the favourite, so if it comes to that, then he would wear the oversized sweaters. That he stole. Usually from me.

Nathaniel: Yes. BUT! Riko does that thing in his sleep, where he curls up really tiny, and he’ll snuggle against the closest person. Sometimes he sounds like he’s purring. It’s adorable.

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Nathaniel, throwing his arms around Riko: Riko! Ri! You've been pretty chill lately.

Riko, arching a brow and looking at Nathaniel: What?

Nathaniel: You should fix that. Or we'll have to fix your jersey to say 'Marijuana,' instead of Moriyama.

Riko: Why do I let you stay?

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Riko have you been "more chill" as Nathaniel puts it, because you're getting kissed more? Is there a sweetheart you're hiding from us? Nathaniel, can you shed some light on this mystery?

Riko, glaring darkly in Anon’s direction: I don’t know what Nathaniel has been telling people, but I can assure you it’s all lies.Nathaniel, clutching Riko’s hand and grinning cheekily: He can be sweet… Not… often. But it happens! Riko: I’ll deal with you later.Nathaniel: Mhm. Yeah. Sure.

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Who is your favorite, Riko? And don't lie!

Riko: Nathaniel. He is difficult to not favour. He knows what to say and how to behave in order to gain someone’s affection. I wish I could say Kevin, but his favourite isn’t me, so he loses out a bit.

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Riko, will you try to protect Nathaniel from his father, if you can? A king must take care of his subjects

Riko: Nathaniel can take care of himself. If he can’t he has no place on my court. That said, there is some truth to your words. Of course, I will help him, if he needs it, and asks. He is, after all, rather important to my goals.

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So, Riko, what's your deal? You in love with Kevin? Or Jean? Or Nathaniel? All of them? None of them? your fans need to know!

Riko: In love with them? I have no time for love. We are here for success, and success is what we will aim for at all times. That said, I can admit that they are aesthetically appealing. They have to be. I only accept the best. Why? Are people hoping to see me with Kevin? Because I can assure you that even if there was something else, we wouldn’t publicise it. Part of our appeal is our availability and our distance. If we looked soft it would ruin everything.

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Neil, fuck marry kill, the other members of the perfect court?

Nathaniel: Are we… Are we doing this? Am I allowed to kill them? Is that a thing? Nice. Kill Kevin. Marry Jean. Fuck Riko… Kevin’s the grumpiest. Riko’s a dick most of the time… but Kevin just glares at everything except the cameras. It’s weird… Disconcerting?