#kira ded

[thedeadbitchwalking]

Sagau

Seelie reader

Yust the creator having a sele form that no one knows about and them causing chaos.

Continuing kind of

Warnings: none

So they weren't supposed to be able to do that? Oh... Okay...

Na they will figure it out.

• It most definitely took a while to get used to, I mean being able to go from a human to a tiny floating blob of stars isn't something that you get a tutorial for after getting isekai'd. But the opportunities you get to mess with the characters are more than worth it.

• Most people that see you don't think much more than merely a seelie that was graced with a bit of the Creator's energy so they don't bother you much. Of course, violence against anything that the creator has recognized is strictly prohibited and a crime punishable by a life sentence.

• Start following anyone around and you will make them have a brain-dead moment with how many times they have thought the creator is near them.

• Oh and characters like Xiao and Scara can't even swat you away, but unfortunately, they can still ignore you and probably will for some time. Luckily after a while, they will warm up to you and if you decide to leave to confuse another poor soul will most definitely track you down to see if you're okay. My heartttt

• Now some characters like Tighnari and Zhongli would slowly catch on to that you aren't exactly just a seelie. Tighnari would probably leave it at that but Zhongli is a bit more tricky since he has experience in shape-shifting and is way too knowledgeable about anything connected to the creator, you either run now or are exposed and there's no in-between.

• I just can't get over how hilarious a cute, small, hyperactive seelie would look following around the calm and scary characters. Imagine Cyno threatening someone to scare them into spilling info about a runaway thief and you peacefully sleeping between his ears on his headpiece, or Scara berating his subordinates while there's a seelie just nudging his hand trying to get his attention.

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I feel like dottores would not care about creator reader in any other way other than interest. He would probably experiment on them if he got his hands on them first.

So off of that idea I present even more trauma for imposter Au. Getting chased was already bad enough and now what if dottores found them and decided that they would make the perfect little play thing to pass the time. In the process finds out they they are the real deal and tries to twist the divinity. Now I think it could be one of the other harbingers that find out like Pantalone who's questioning the added expenses or reader escapes, unlikely but possible.

Then we can go either back to imposter Au or change the vibe to soft Au, both readers would still have too much trauma to even start to trust someone.

So yeah that's my little brain rot for today and I'm not dead

[thedeadbitchwalking]

Sagau

Readers seelies

Here we go... About to die from the cuteness.

Warnings: none

Kinda continuing this post

Habshdbb they have a cult of what now?!? How the hell djbejnsj

• If you think that the cult is made up of only human-type creatures... Heh, your wrong in soo many ways. About anything that breathes adores the land you walk on. But good news, most other beings aren't as protective and overbearing, more so just happy to be around you.

• And as you can guess this includes seelies as well. Running across the land messing with people and making trouble, has made you have quite a few run-ins with the adorable balls of smushable material, and every single one has started to follow you after that.

• At first you thought that this wasn't good, but after considering it for a while there was nothing wrong with them tagging along that you could think of, as far as you knew they didn't eat in-game and just kinda floated around not doing much. So you ended up with a travel group of seelies.

• Traveling with them was so fast, all of you just floating over mountains and oceans, also setting up camp and making food was a lot more manageable. A few seelies went out gathering food in pairs to be able to carry it, while others just stayed at camp to watch you set up a makeshift tent you learned to make. And nights are spent with seelies sleeping comfortably on you or around you, with nothing daring to interrupt the creator's peaceful sleep.

• I can already imagine how many times someone was simply walking when a bunch of seelies pass them by like it was a normal Sunday evening. Most probably thought they wore hallucinating because of something they ate, but news spreads fast and it will take no more than a week for almost the whole nation knows about this weird travel group.

• Things quiet down pretty quickly when they figure out that one of the seelies is blessed by the creator themselves and no one wants to disturb something that the creator's seelie is doing. They gave you that title after a while

• Achievement unlocked: The cult of cuteness

[thedeadbitchwalking]

Sagau

Quiet reader headcanons

Just after the imposter!au cuz there's no way you don't have hella trauma from that...

Warnings: none... I think

• The archons would be in shambles. The reason? Because it might be the twentieth time they have lost you this month, or you might just be taking a walk around the castle exploring, and they have no way of knowing. Ya know the usual.

• There is always somebody checking on you so you wouldn't fall out of existence, but that still doesn't guarantee that they can keep tabs on you.

• Venti and Kazuha are the ones to find you the most if you sneak out with the help of the wind, but in true free-spirit fashion never rat you out, it's enough for them to know that you are safe and happy. Sometimes it might be for other reasons... but that's irrelevant. *cough*alone time*cough*

• The real fun starts when you get sad or someone scares you. Even the wind is of no help since it will howl the whole time, and it's like the imposter hunt all over again, except with no weapons or the intent to kill. In these situations, it's the characters that you're comforted by or the ones you trust that go look for you to not startle you when the others figure out the area that you're in.

• There was a time when Xiao almost had a panic attack because he couldn't hear you breathing in your sleep when he came to check on you, safe to say you weren't dead and it was just a talent of yours that you got while on the run. Still scared the living shit out of him tho, and he had to see Zhongli after that. Gave the poor boy trauma.

• There have been so many times that you have jump scared people without meaning to its starting to become the norm and is expected when meeting up with you. When it first happened to Cyno he almost punched you. Earned himself a month of not seeing you by the Archons.

• All in all great skills to have, particularly when dealing with an over-obsessed cult that won't leave you alone.

[thedeadbitchwalking]

Sagau

Sleepy reader

Ye, we just sleep too much...

Warnings: none

• As someone who will and has fallen asleep in the most random places, I can say it's hilarious sometimes.

• Just you falling asleep in the most inconvenient places and one of them noticing and moving you trying their absolute best to not wake you.

• It almost impreses them how messed up your sleep schedule is but it's overshadowed by worry since how the hell do you function?!

• Zhongli makes tea every evening without fail, it doesn't matter that he has 12 piles of paperwork to do for the parlor he will still make you tea.

• There was once a time when you wandered into a hilichurl camp while half asleep and disappeared for a day, but ofc with the whole of teyvat looking for you it didn't take long. That doesn't mean they didn't get scared and that all hell broke loose tho.

• Itto, Zhongli, Diluc, and a few others would most definitely carry you around if you start to bump into things and react slower in general. If u don't like that, top shit cry ab it

• Lord would Bazhu have more work because the amount of sleep that you get is not okay, dude probably has had numerous instances where he has to wonder how u can fall asleep so much.

• Let's also not forget the honorable mentions that would cuddle you whenever they got time. Ahem, Childe and Venti. Mostly.

• If you stay up at night bc of sleeping all day and wanna go for walks expect either Dain or Xiao to go with you, the hilichurl incident scared everyone enough to never let you wander around again. Omfg Dain is so underrated in sagau it's criminal

[thedeadbitchwalking]

Childe

Sleepy reader

Who got borderline insomnia? We got borderline insomnia!

Warnings: implied murder

• Childe most definitely has a couch and a cabinet with expensive ass pillows and blankets in his office at the northern bank just in case you wanna take a nap near him while he's working.

• If you have a nightmare he will cuddle and comfort you till you wanna go back to sleep, if you don't, will stay up with you for the rest of the night even if he's got a lot to do the next day.

• Sometimes he will drag you with him to training to tire you out a bit, and, as Childe does, he loves sparing with you even if your attacks are a bit slow for him. Of course, takes it easy on you

• Will tug you a bit if you're about to bump into something while walking and sometimes will carry you around. bc he can and will, change my mind

• One of his favorite pastimes is listening to your rambles and he will have a whole discussion, that he takes very seriously, while ur half asleep cuz of a random thought you had.

• If anyone wakes you up he will be rude and snappy with them and generally mean, this is even worse when anyone does it intently.

• There was a time he was working in his office and you had fallen asleep on the couch when one of the fatui burst into the room to relay some message to him and started to talk louder when they noticed you asleep.

• Safe to say they had a snapped neck and a lot more wounds the next morning even if you didn't wake up.

• In the chance you do wake up when something like that happens he will kick the person out and pick you up so you can cuddle with him as he works but will undoubtedly bury them alive later.

[thedeadbitchwalking]

Zhongli

Ghost reader

Practically you died in this world and got transported to another but not completely alive...

Headcanons

Warnings: Death, implied murder.

• As the god of war he most definitely has killed a lot of people, so it wouldn't be too much of a surprise to him if one of the spirits started to haunt him after their untimely demise.

• What Zhongli did not expect is for the ghost to be so docile and friendly. If anything he feels it's more painful for him to know that he killed someone so kind, but maybe that was your goal. What was also unnatural to him was how you could still live almost like a normal human with only a few setbacks.

• After a while of living with you he got quite attached and started to count on your presence when he came home from another day of working at the funeral parlor.

• There wore a few things Zhongli noted about you, one was that you didn't like to be in very crowded places and mostly just preferred to stay home and take care of things while he was away. From what he could understand you had a fear of anything even resemble chaos. What he would guess was a result of your death.

• After discovering your fear he was curious about how you had died, it was weird that he couldn't remember anything about it so he started to search around and a while later came up with almost nothing. It seemed almost as if you dropped from another dimension. It was also not normal how much you knew about this world with you never leaving his side, but he just chopped it up to your life when you wore alive.

• To Zhongli you wore nice company to drink tea with and talk about the stories he has gathered through his thousands of years on this world, even if you wouldn't remember most of them the next day because of your seemingly see through memory.

[thedeadbitchwalking]

Heyo! I probably won't be posting for a while since I got a new hyperfiction again so ye. I'm alive just in a rabbit hole. For the time that I'm gone, here have this:

This is Zuko, has daddy issues, and is adorable. That's it for now, don't die.