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Kira and Kosaku always fighting and since they are only heads it consists of headbutting and shoving and biting each other and sometimes holding improvised weapons in their mouths and of course Speedwagon is the announcer 😂

Jonathan: "Dio and I used to be the most bitter of enemies always trying to kill each other. They'll eventually learn to get along...maybe in a hundred years or so."

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since there's now lots of bouncing heads vanilla keeps the rest of them in one of those horizontal supermarket fridges

Straizo: "Lovely! This new condo comes with a skylight!"

Vanilla: I'm glad Ghiaccio let us keep one of these. I didn't even have to pay him anything. He seemed quite eager to get rid of it too... Huh.

Straizo: This is so luxurious! I feel like a prince!

Zeppeli: Why does this vaguely smell like a dead body...? Are those blood stains?!

Dire: Uh... I found a severed hand in here

Kira: 😳

Joja: ... Please let me out

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Kira: "Wh...where am I? Last I remember those hands...they shattered me to bits like a fortune cookie! This isn't Morioh! Why...why can't I move!"

Dio: *sighs* "Oh, great. Another head."

Okuyasu: "Wait a sec! Isn't that the creepy hands guy? I'd know that David Bowie-looking twat anywhere!"

Jonathan: "Now, now, dear boy! As a bunch of reincarnated bouncing heads, we know better than to judge by their past lives! Welcome to the club, sir!"

Kira: "What? Who are you? Where am I? Is this what hell looks like?!"

Jonathan: "Not quite, my good man! Welcome to your new immortal life--as a severed head!"

Kira: *terrified screaming* "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--"

OOOOHH SHIIIITT!!! HE'S HERE!!!

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Kira's head learning that he now has to live in a jar in the fridge from now on >:D

Kira: *in his jar in the fridge, looking very unamused*

Steely Dan: Get a load of Bowie over here, acting like he's the only one who has to deal with this mess!

Jonathan: Oh, it's not so bad, new friend. You'll find it to be quite relaxing once you get used to it

Straizo: I'm living the dream over here! Everything here is just wonderful, I'm sure everyone can agree to that

Zeppeli and Dire:

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kosaku and kira tussling on the floor and bonking heads and biting each other 😂

Vanilla: "alright you two! you're both getting put in the 'get-along jar' together!"

(cut to kosaku and kira inside the same jar. both can hardly move)

Kosaku: "if i had hands, i swear i'd strangle you, you bastard!"

Kira: "i'd like to see you try!"

Tippy: "so do you just leave them like this for a few days or so?"

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Dio: "It appears that I may have found a strange side-effect when I resurrected that most recent head."

Vanilla: "What is it, sire?"

Dio: "It appears this man has stolen another person's identity and then killed him! And when my revival spell manifested his soul from the afterlife...it may have also brought the one whose form he inhabited for a while. That would probably explain that other random head I found underneath the altar while looking for my airpods."

Jonathan: *bounces in wearing the airpods* "What?"

Kira: *carried by Vanilla* "Wait...what do you mean by another head?"

Dio: "THIS guy."

Kosaku's head: *angrily frowns* "YOU."

Kira: "Oh, shit."

Kosaku: "SO YOU'RE THE BOWIE-LOOKING DUDE WHO STOLE MY FACE, HUH? AND I HEAR YOU SLEPT WITH MY WIFE AND LIVED IN MY HOUSE, DIDN'T YOU?!"

Kira: "I--Uh--W-WELL AT LEAST SHE SEEMS TO LIKE ME MORE, YOU DEADBEAT!"

Kosaku: "AND THEN YOU TRIED TO EXPLODE MY KID!"

Vanilla: "Now, now, I see you two have had some negative interactions in the past--"

Kosaku: "He literally killed me and stole my identity. That would be an understatement."

Jonathan: *returning the airpods to Dio* "Perhaps you ought to stay in neighboring jars for a while so you'll get to know each other better! Welcome to the club, Kosaku!"

Kosaku: *glares at Kira*

Kira: *nervous laugh*

Oooooooh shit!!! It's going down!!

I'm yelling tiiiimber

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Kira: "My name is Yoshikage Kira's severed head. I am 33 years old. My house is in Cairo, Egypt, or more specifically the mansion owned by Dio Brando, and my residence is the inside of his refrigerator, where I now reside inside an elixir-filled jar. I spend most of the day bouncing my way around the mansion on the stump of my neck at about 8AM when I am removed from my jar, and I am returned to the refrigerator at 11PM by the strange leotard-wearing caretaker. Though my new life has its limitations, and my cursed new existence is less than ideal, I refuse to let it bother me or disturb my sleep at night. This is how I find happiness despite my predicament. By making do with what I have, and learning the ways of the other heads, perhaps I can at long last live a quiet life."

Speedwagon: "His name is Yoshikage Kira's severed head, and he is 33 years old!! And he lives in Cairo, Egypt, inside--"

Kira: "QUIET! I'm the only one who should be monologuing here!"

Speedwagon: "Kira's head is upset! He believes he has the monologue monopoly!!"

Kira: *sighs and hops away* "This does not feel like a picnic."

My laugh crescendoed as I kept reading fdsjfdkjlksk-

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(the heads at the pool)

kira: *wobbling on the diving board* "how do you expect me to swim if i don't even have a body!"

jonathan: "just hold air in your cheeks so you float!"

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