#kirkash

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Hakari: Why do you guys like being out in the rain so much? Kirara: I like splashing in the puddles and rain is just fun! Kashimo: I'm trying to get hit by lightning.

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Kashimo: *sees Hakari and Kirara together* Kashimo: They're cute. I would put them on a boat. Yuuta: You mean... you ship them? Kashimo: I said what I said.

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Kirara: You have to apologize to Kin-chan. Kashimo: Fine. Kashimo: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.

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Kirara: What are you two arguing about this time? Hakari: He's always using common phrases incorrectly! Kashimo: Cry me a table, Kin-chan.

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Kirara: I really like Eminem. Kashimo: I prefer the Skittles candy. Hakari: She's talking about the rapper. Kashimo: Why would she eat the wrapper?

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Kashimo: Yeah, I don’t like people in the modern age. Kirara: Oh, well now that’s not fair, Kashimo. Have you met all of them? Kashimo: I’ve met enough of them. People. What a bunch of bastards.

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Kirara: Why aren’t you sleeping? Kashimo: I’m too busy plotting your murder to sleep. Kirara: Kashimo: ...The nightmares. Kirara: *wrapping her arms around Kashimo* Awwww, sweetie—

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Kashimo: No more making fun of me when I misuse dated cultural references, alright? Are we cowabunga on this? Kirara, sighing: Fine. We're cowabunga.