Me: *convincing my entire party to adopt the undead zombie the bad guy raised from the dead to help him in battle*
Me, a bard, with my banjo: *plays the Rainbow Connection to serande the zombie*
Zombie: ungh! :D
Party: *complaining loudly about me trying to adopt an enemy*
DM, after the session is over: Btw you can't use this knowledge in game, but be glad you didn't kill the zombie. That zombie is actually your dead grandmother.


















