#kite.txt

[ubercharge]

if your website doesn't have a reject all button for cookies then i fucking hate you

[skypiea]

all those posts that are like “wow you all were complaining about switch 2 price and now you have no willpower and bought it anyway” are so funny because um. I don’t think the people complaining about the price and the people who bought one at launch are the same people. I don’t think the entirety of tumblr is a hivemind

[twowink]

become a good person. that is all. ...

[ubercharge]

currently having an argument with my white american friends. they are referring to a pasta dish with red sauce as "spaghetti" (regardless of the pasta type being used, like with penne they still called it spaghetti) and i was like ok that's fucking objectievly wrong but the call is divided over this i hate americans. can the americans in my phone please tell me what you refer to differnet pasta dishes?

if i tell you i'm gonna make you spaghetti and i give you penne wiht red sauce would you be confused. would you feel lied to . let's talk about this everyone please

[ubercharge]

was just telling my friends after raid that last night i got so annoyed at the high temperatures that i turned the sun into an anime girl and drew her gagged and tied up cuz i was mad and the substitute we had for raid (whom i thought had gotten up/left) unmuted and was like alright i'm heading out. i think i need to end it all

[ubercharge]

y'all like sweaty strongly scented girls cuz i'm cookin for you if you do .

[ubercharge]

one thing i like about tumblr is that if people are gonna be horny or perverted about something these days, they won't waste time boring you. some of the most agreed upon "hear me out"s on weeb reddit are literally just a conventionally attractive woman but she's like. socially awkward. maybe has undereye circles or a bit of tummy. i know popular posts are about wide consensus but even then. i am so disappointed. i'll see entire blogs on tumblr dedicated to wanting to fuck robots or something with entire lovingly crafted, detailed texts written about lubricating machinery and tugging on wires or whatever. and the robots won't even be shaped remotely humanoid. it's awesome. it keeps me grounded

[ubercharge]

i would be nowhere without smell of onion and/or garlic cooking. i love you onion. i love you garlic