I made up a few pairs of this cool new design recently, and on Thanksgiving I was like, "I never wear my own jewelry. Today I will wear some of my new line to this likely insane Thanksgiving midday dinner." I chose to wear these gold and white ones because the 49ers "played football" that evening. I decided I would keep the earrings for myself if they won. I should have known not to tempt fate.
BUT I TEMPTED FATE AND I GOT HOSED
After the nightmare of a game, I tearfully removed the earrings from my ears, wiped their hooks with alcohol, and placed them in a plastic baggie for sale at Kitkitdizzi. If you are a 49ers fan, don't buy these, for I have already tested them and they failed.
May they be purchased by a man or woman who cares not for football or heartache. Cross my heart and hope to die, that is all I want for them.