Once, after I had gotten out of the shower, I realized I had forgotten to bring a bra or shirt of any kind into the bathroom with me. I knew I wasn’t home alone because I could hear people taking, but there was no way for me to get to my clothes without passing the others, so I opened the door, grabbed the first thing on the floor and used it to cover my chest
And that’s the story of the time I used my cat to cover my boobs as I marched past my parents and sister as she introduced her new boyfriend.













