#kitty look

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@fairyneko

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14 & 18

14. Introduce an OC with a tragic backstory: Maaack, my sweet biracial angel <33 basically her mom is an abusive, racist bitch and she grew up forced into a gang run by her best friends dad and her life didnt start looking up until she was able to leave her home. (i cant remmeber, kitty does tho oops)18. Any OC crackships? omg you have no idea the nOISE i just made. CONTEXT! wait… do you want context? god idk if i wanna give it to u there is TOO MUCH. anyways. i think the greatest crackship in the story im writing with kitty is Rae and Kais (romantic or otherwise) literally, the sweetest kindest cinnamon roll ever (kais) , never curses, is happiest when hacking and the sniper with attitude problems. its my fave

ask me about my ocs!!

[paint-lady]

Storytime

So my roomate briefly communicated that she wanted to play pokemon. So I took my diamond cartridge, which I completed the pokedex on- over 210 hours of gameplay- and cleared it after transfering all my pokemon to pkmn white. So I put the game in her ds and said have fun. I return, fifteen minutes later to her giggling because She hAS NAMED HER FUCKING STARTER DADDY. AND SHE NOW IS ON HER WAY TO ETERNA FOREST WITH DADDY (piplup), BUTTPLUG (shinx/luxio), FUCK (budew), and CAVE HERPES (zubat). 

She keeps turning to me and saying

“Daddy used Water sport!”

and Im like STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Its also hysterical that whenever she has to use the budew the text is:

Go! FUCK!

As if sending budew is always a mistake for the trainer which is sooo goddamn funny.

#we should be letsplayers

Im probably going to make comics about it and link it back to this post...

[paint-lady]

I got my roomate to play super mario galaxy and its quite the trip considering i have beaten the game many times and know its ins and outs and im left to be p2 and me passive aggressively picking up "star shits"

[paint-lady]

Ok friend, i will eat healthier with you...*shoves a mcdouble into my mouth*

[paint-lady]

Likes dont pay the rent

my roomate, manicpixiedust

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Raccoons are independent after 12 - 14 months of age. Adults live in loose knit communities of 4 - 5 raccoons for better protection against predators

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