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[whitebreadgirl]

Baby, don't feed me.. Blood and pus.

What is MILK?Zwiiip..suck 

[whitebreadgirl]

Touche.

[whitebreadgirl]

YOUR GIF IS SCARING ME! MAKE IT STOP! By the way... want to go to Gold Class in our free Tuesday?

Not really. I don't particularly want to go to Gold Class with my school bag and in my uniform

[whitebreadgirl]

... You ruined my jam.... It was the coolest story ever written.

Of course darlink. A tale worthy of Maddie Johnston herself.

[whitebreadgirl]

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ahhh fuck you hobag

1. Tell me about your exI don't have one I am unloved wahwahwah

2. Drunken storytime...GOI'v only been drunk once and it was on NYE...I thought I was normal but apparently I told a guy I didn't know he was my son and then I asked him if he wanted to have sex with me and his father. Poor guy. 

3. A secret you haven't told many peopleI used to have an eating disorder

4. A fact about the last person you kissedUm...he drew me a harley quinn picture once

5. Favourite tv show?I don't watch TV but I have 5 seasons of Supernatural to get through and I am looving it

6. What your last received text message says? "Because the hole is healed...and I want a new one"

7. What last made you laugh until you cried?Oh my god when mum came into my room and she showed this picture I drew of a fairy when I was little and I wrote "Dear Mum, you are more beautiful than this fairy and I love you" on it, and then I flipped it over and I had drawn this really ugly fat lady doing a fart with the heading "MUMSYS OTHER SIDE" and I nearly fell off the bed. Little me was a bitch.

8. List of concerts you've attendedHi-5The WigglesThe Hooley DooleysFoo FightersMe in the shower (Stunning performance)

9. Your christmas listCHRISTMAS JUST CAME BUTTNUGGET

10. What you're wearingShort shorts and my catwoman top, meow

11. Favourite songI know it's over- Jeff Buckley Cover

12. How you met the person you fell hardest forHe invited himself to a gathering of mine...

13. Favourite memory of the past summerTooooo many...all de sleepovers and the chills and the sunburn and the tan and it's pretty much just started. 

14. Craziest thing you've ever doneEhh. I do not know. I am far too weird to think of anything I'v ever done as crazy. Ignore me.

15. Jewellery that you're wearingI have a hair tye on my wrist...I don't wear jewellery, I'm not very girly

16. Turn onsBeing Johnny Depp totally counts, right?

17. Last awkward situation you were in?Umm...my family came over new years day and my uncle tried talking to me and I didn't have anything to say so it was just stilted and weird.

18. Quote you live byYou're gonna die one day

19. A story about you and your best friendOhh sweet baby jesus. I love Tayla, we have too many stories. Someone thought we were a lesbian couple once, there ya go.

20. Opinion on age difference in relationshipsIt matters. People crap on about how age is just a number but it's fucking creepy when a 60 year old is dating a 23 year old. Sometimes it doesn't matter but theres a limit. It's just gross after a certain point. But hey, if two people are happy, then who am I too judge?

21. A gif to describe how you feel right now 

22. Lyrics to your favourite songOh mother, I can feel the soil falling over my headAs I climb into an empty bed...oh well, enough saidI know it's over, still I cling, I don't know where else I can goI know it's over...it never really began. But in my heart it felt so real. You even spoke to me and said "If you are so funny, why are you on your own tonight?"Because tonight is just like any other night, thats why you're on your own tonight. With your triumph and your charms, while they're in each others arms.

23. Ever been cheated on?No. You have to be in a relationship for that to happen, I understand

24. Opinion on cheating?It's wrong. Don't do it. If you can't commit to one person don't be in a relationship. If you're in a relationship then you stay faithful.

25. Most recent picture you took.And I wonder why no boy will take me for their own...

26. How many followers for you have?127 lovely little butterflies.

27. First 10 things to play on your shuffleWonderwall- OasisThe Howling- Within TemptationMonster- ParamoreWhen I Grow Up- Mayday ParadeHere We Are- Breaking BenjaminSuper Mario Theme Song Dubstep Remix- DubstepcollectiveMama- My Chemical RomanceAnthem Of Our Dying Day- Story of The YearIntensity In Ten Cities- ChiodosIn Too Deep- Sum 41

28. Best friend on tumblrTaaaytaay. Her url is kittychow and y'all should check her the fuck out

29. Cutest things anyone ever done for you.People can be cute. I'v got letters, songs, poems, drawings, photos, all things that people have put time and effort into just show they love me. It's lovely.

30. Most traumatic experienceI haven't told anyone and it's gonna stay that way. Sorry.FINALLY DONE BITCHTITS. LOVE YOU XX