"Jay."
"Hi, Charlie!"
".... is there a reason tumblr is being odd today?"
"I bet it's odd lots of days with bindings and -."
"Kiddo."
Jay lets out a huge sigh. "'m maybe doing bindings," he mumbles.
"Maybe."
"If @kittygory leaves tumblr, she will miss out on seeing lots of adventures," he wails.
"I.... yes. But I think she wants to have more adventures off tumblr?"
"But but but!"
I pause. For Jay, this isn't about him. I've tried to explain that it might be, but he doesn't see that at all.
I give in.
"You can probably email @kittygory about all your adventures instead so she doesn't miss out?"
"That's a really jaysome idea!"
Jay vanishes.
I let out a breath. It's not that some battles can't be won, more that they can't be fought at all.















