me: i need a video editing program because i cannot afford photoshop right now and that’s what i used to use
kizoa: i gotchu buddy
me: thanks :)
kizoa: make an account first tho
me: okay :)
me: *makes video* okay can i download this now?
kizoa: no. pay. now gimmie thirty bucks
me: i spent a half hour editing this what do you MEAN
kizoa: im holding ur video hostage fucker


















