Guiltless: Anyway, IDK, Drac was pretty chill about humans until they were like RAWR LISA IS A WITCH BURN HER
Fray: Yeah
Guiltless: even then he's like 'meh, children of the night do your thing I'll just sit in my keep and chill here'
Guiltless: and puts up a sign UPON PAIN OF DEATH DO NOT ENTER THE CASTLE KEEP
Fray: Takes up knitting
Guiltless: but Belmonts and Belnades' never listen
Fray: Dracula knits
Guiltless: Knits kitten hats
Fray: And then he's all SIGH I WAS ALMOST DONE
Fray: WITH MY KITTEN HATS
Fray: Curse you dumb butts











