#koalarebloggin

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In just realized my gf has been cutting all the pbj sandwiches she's made me for lunch the triangle way that I prefer without me asking and I wanna cry 🥺🥺🥺

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Me: my anxiety is fake honestly if i wasnt lazy id be fine

Also, me: *stares at a math problem for too long and then throws up in a starbucks bathroom*

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Tru college Adult experience: I'm on campus, in the parking lot, late for class by 30 minutes, just reading my syllabus for how many quizzes i can miss

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Imagine being so straight you look at this and say "best friends :')"

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My job scheduled me my first ever 2 hour shift im all the years ive been working there, and assuming they were wrong, i came in for a four hour shift.

Apparently it was correct! I only was scheduled for 2 hours! While a lead corrected it im so mad

There was a poster on our regulations/rules walls that stated that at least for my job our minimum shift is 4 hours.. However it has mysteriously disappeared, and has been replaced with an extremely text heavy poster that isnt even readable because it was posted too high!! My coworker and i had to get a chair just to read it!! Im so mad. Ive worked here through college and will be getting a job geared towards my degree next semester but man :/

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Waking up feeling awful and one part of my brain is like "thats bc you didnt take anxiety meds last night and didnt wake up at your usual time for your depression meds" and thr other part is "if you just stay in bed. Nothing will get better, but youll be in bed"

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I get the same high from depositing money into my savings account as depositing neopoints into my bank on neopets dot com