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@paperworkanddogs 

Ya expecting Krapus to get you this year? He should do us all a favor and do it already.

[bierkoning]

I didn’t die, I dunno what you’re talking about. [ takes a swig of beer ]

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@hailtothechief

Your mom! Yeah you heard me.

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@lilyintheashes

You just appear out of nowhere for any particular reason?

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@historicalveins // Keegan

You know, the most expensive whiskey isn’t always the best. [ winks and holds up his almost empty glass from his barstool just a little to the left ]

[bierkoning]

Vegans are wrong at a fundamental level.

[bierkoning]

Mr. and Mrs. Incredible must have some kinky sex.

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@eisfrendin

...are you single? Asking for a friend.