#konigpreussen

[mother-of-sunflowers-blog]

Quick: name someone you miss greatly and why

Mm... Well, I guess I could give you an answer.

But you cannot tell the little shit that I said anything.

Prussiya. I miss Prussiya. Of all the people in my history, I know. It's crazy. But... well, I liked to think I was working things out with him. We would talk now and again, you know. Nothing special--just talk. I do not get to do that very often with people. I think I might just miss that the most with him. The talking.

But let us go back a bit more.

[ snorts ] There was a time, once, when he smacked me, you know. I never saw it coming, honestly. I deserved it, but whatever. But I thought it was a step forward, really. I never thought he had it in him to hit me. [ shrugs ] But after that, something seemed to change between us. Even now I am not sure what it was, but... the air did not seem as heavy with tension. I suppose it just needed to happen. But I suppose I could just be being weird about all of this. I mean, we have so much rotten history that I am shocked he even lets me into his place as often as he does.

I guess, by accident, I grew fond of him.

Not like that would matter to him if he heard it. Hah. I'm not sure how he feels about me--though I'm sure it's still nothing good. But I do miss him quite a lot these days. More than I probably should, even.

Dear God I can't believe I just admitted this.

[mother-of-sunflowers-blog]

So lemme get this straight. You and America broke up ((for obvious reasons)), you and Prussia aren't a thing, Romania dumped your ass for the Icelandic five-year-old, and you're no longer married to Germany? Kudos to you for simply not killing yourself after losing so much. Really.

I'm sorry, I am too busy not giving two fucks. I have better things to worry about than failed relationships, pedophiles, and people who have betrayed me.

Now kindly go fuck a rake.

[ Human again, sneers and puts some clothes on ]