#konpeitocoordinator

[eldunea]

no fair i wanna peg him too.

(feat. @konpeitocoordinator)

[themaryiestsuetoeversue]

Appeal Results - June

@konpeitocoordinator​

Ooh. This was very nice. She grabbed all her paperwork -

“As always, your Pokemon look like they are having a blast. I say that about almost everybody but that’s because it’s true.” Getting to let loose on a stage? Using attacks just for the heck of it? What’s not to love? “My only real safety concern is, mm...I know you’re fine with the vines right now but while they were forming, I was a little bit nervous - what if the thorns punctured you? And what if the flames got out of control? But that’s a minor nitpick, I’m being silly. I think you showcase your Pokemon very well - I loved Folie’s grass type specific actions. I think it puts a little bit more of a spotlight on Folie, though? But the teamwork with Berry was fantastic, perfect for Doubles. 50 points!”

Now for the cons! Could never be pros without cons. “I don’t think it’s Beauty enough, actually. The acting out a story just seems really Smart category to me, but you do show enough spectacular visuals that I’m still very happy. Although, having to recap what the story was - while the use of Extrasensory was a nice way of showing it, have you really captured the story very well if you have to explain what it was? It was a nice twist that you actually sang, though, and it didn’t take the spotlight from your team at all. 30 points!”

CALCULATOR TIME. “80 points! I hope you had fun performing!”

[pokemon-farmers-blog]

Dare (for Michael): I dare you to drink some Respect Women Juice. Here. Here's a jug. Get chugging. (It's a gallon jug with "RESPECT WOMEN JUICE" labelled on it in tape. The contents are vaguely pink, and smell a lot like booze. Like, a *lot.*)

“Go figure something as pussy-ass like that is called ‘Women Juice’.“ He snatched the bottle from her, “Fine, I’ll drink this shit. Just so I can piss it out on you later.“ 

Emil literally snatched it from Michael’s hands, “IIIIII’ll be taking that!” “Hey!“ Michael snapped, and tried to snatch it back from Emil, but the older brother was much taller, and his arm-length was longer than Michael could reach, so it was fairly easy for him to hold Michael at arm’s reach.

“June, my dear... wouldn’t you rather we drink this together instead? Michael is a little young for alco-“

“Shut the fuck up!” Michael interrupted, “I can see why a pussy-fuck like you wants something so fruity, but it’s my dare, jackass!”  

[bluedragonoforre]

konpeitocoordinator replied to your post: cough akio is just getting karmic payback for his...

Akio feels the cold stare of June plus her two full teams. You fool. Fashion is for the strong.

“As I said.

The weak. Ya need two teams ta show how strong ya are? Please. Haetae’s fluff overrides your fashion. Silly idol.”

[overcomeadversity-archive]

konpeitocoordinator replied to your post “Ah. You Are Triple Mother Fucker ?”

"Oh, no one in particular. But since you requested it-" Cups her hands around her mouth like a megaphone. "YOU ARE TRIPLE MOTHER FUCKER ?"

“WHY DID YOU YELL THAT LIKE A QUESTION JUNE! GOD!” His ears now hurt! “the hell did I do to you?”

[ag-gravated]

konpeitocoordinator

  someone explain to silver how to say Christmas  

what do you mean. he’s already saying it perfect

merry crisis 

[victinike]

Trick or Treat!

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[eldunea]

is! lotor!! cuddle-able!!! what are the cuddle parameters. do different verses have different cuddle-bilities. pls advise - @konpeitocoordinator 

Mainverse Lotor is cuddleable! 😍 galra are such big cuddlebugs and it would be really cute if most of them weren’t bloodthirsty murderers. one would think that due to his trust issues you’d have to be one of lotor’s closest friends for him to trust you enough to touch him. but given how widespread physical contact is in galra culture, he’s used to giving head rubs, hugs, nuzzles and nose touches as a matter of diplomacy because in galra culture it’s a big insult if leaders aren’t willing to do that to each other. so if you are an ally of his and the situation is right, he will very much cuddle you and show other signs of physical affection. in galra culture, it’s only proper.

adult harry potter AU lotor has a similar (though human) positive view of physical intimacy. but as for pokéverse lotor, and teenage harry potter AU lotor? CUDDLE AT YOUR OWN RISK. teenage harry potter AU lotor is more or less constantly consumed by traumatized anger, and will rip the head off anyone that tries to cuddle him who isn’t his family. as for pokéverse lotor, he’s also extremely traumatized but he has his shit together in a way that teenage HP AU lotor does not because he actually has friends who are his age and isn’t universally hated/feared/ignored by his peers……his issue with cuddling is that he wants to keep up this big tough persona. that means that unless you are his lover, the only hug you’ll probably get is a hug around the shoulder. also he won’t have as harsh of a response toward cuddling as teenage HP verse lotor, but if you hug him expect to be roughly pushed off. XD