For the ship meme thing, Lemmy and Larry, aaaand Lemmy and Koopa Yellow~
Lemmy & Larry (broship or otherwise)
Drinks all of the coffee
Larry when he feels like drinking it. Lem doesn't like coffee (or tea, for that matter).
Brings up adopting a pet
Depends on the animal. Lem would probably want a Poochy or Chain Chomp, something lively and playful, while Lar would prefer one that's low-maintenance and less likely to disrupt daily errands and missions.
Kills the bugs
Larry. Not that Lemmy wouldn’t do it; he’d probably be the one bringing them in.
Cooks the meals
Larry, because Lem can't cook to save his life.
Starts getting into holidays way before they should
Lemmy, definitely. Though Larry gets pretty excited over All Star’s Eve (or whatever I called that holiday, I forget, orz).
Initiates the couple selfies
Lemmy. And Larry would be the one to try to avoid them. XD
Forgets the birthdays and anniversaries
Lemmy, because short-term memory issues. Though Larry would probably forget if he’s extra-busy.
Always ends up with too much junk food after grocery shopping
Both of them would be guilty, but Lem especially.
Nicknames the other
Lemmy, most definitely. Though Larry calls him "Lem" like everyone else.
Lemmy & Koopa Yellow
Drinks all of the coffee
Neither. They hate coffee. But if it was cocoa, they’d split it evenly the best they can.
Brings up adopting a pet
Lemmy, mostly. Yellow would either bring up his allergies or say something along the lines of “if we do get a pet, YOU’RE cleaning up after it”.
Kills the bugs
Yellow would react the fastest and kill it with pinpoint precision.
Cooks the meals
Neither; they’d order takeout or mooch off their siblings.
Starts getting into holidays way before they should
Both of them would be mutually excited about whatever holiday’s coming up and would plan everything out a month ahead of time.
Initiates the couple selfies
Both of them, though if he’s not the one initiating it, Yelllow has the odd habit of disappearing just before the flash (he picked it up from Ninjakoopa training).
Forgets the birthdays and anniversaries
Again, Lemmy. But Yellow’s not much better.
Always ends up with too much junk food after grocery shopping
Yellow, because he knows Lem would throw a tantrum if he doesn’t bring home something sweet.
Nicknames the other
Both of them are nicknaming kings in their respective families, so they’d compete in trying to come up with the best nicknames for each other.
