#koopaklaw

[wariodemambo]

❝ Oh. Hey, JACKASS. I'm going through like-a sixty three life crises right now. Could ya do me a favor and not add a sixty fourth. ❞

[panickypeachboy]

How @lycanastrophe tried to swoon @koopaklaw, as portrayed (poorly) by amiibo.

...and then @illtaketheskyanyday called out on that.

[takoruler]

💕 ;)

Make DJ increasingly uncomfortable. / Accepting !

     “ If you didn’t kidnap the same gal over n’ over it’d be higher. ” Because kidnapping one old man and pseudo kidnapping his granddaughter was a major step up, Octavio. Really taking it to the Koopa. “ I’m way too fresh for that bull, mix it up a bit, dude. ”

[sternenteile]

bowser.

“It’s wild, what they’ll just give to kids as toys now.”

❝ it’s wild  that a kids’ toy knocked mario out before you could. ❞

OHHHHHHHHHHH.

[idoltides]

  “ Wow. After everything we’ve been through, you’re just gonna go and cheat on me like this? ”

[vilepainter]

@koopaklaw 

   “papa? papa! papa!!” eager to get his father’s attention, junior ran circles around him. “is it true? are you and peach finally together?? i knew you could get her on our side, papa! it was only a matter of time!” he jumps up and down. “how did you do it? did you put enough fear into her? did you destroy the stupid mushroom kingdom? did you CRUSH that mario once and for all?! wait.....does this mean i have a mama now?!?!”

[cosmicgazer]

@theredplumber​

  “ You can run all you want Mario, but we know the truth. ”

[bowserworlduniverse]

{BOOM!!}

“DID SOMEONE SAY.

FREAKING.

STEAK CAKE?”