A Kosher joke
Two Christian tourist are lost in Israel. They have been wandering around for hours trying to find someone who speaks English, for they are in a neighbourhood with very few English speakers, and have become hungry and thirsty. They find there way to a synagogue with a sign that reads, "tourists welcome". The two tourists are delighted! One, however, who is a little bit anti-Semitic, said, "a Jew would never help a Christian! I am going to say my name is Moses". The other tourist said, "are you crazy? I am using my real name". So they both go inside the synagogue and find an English speaking Rabbi. The rabbi said, "Welcome, what is your name?" The tourist who said he will use his real name went first, "I am Matthew, and I have been wandering around for hours looking for some place to eat and drink? Could I happen to have some food?". The rabbi responded, "Of course!" So he takes him to the kitchen in synagogue and tells him to eat what he likes. The rabbi then goes to the other tourist, the one who is anti-Semitic, and said, "Welcome, what is your name?" The man responded, "I am Moses and I have been wandering around for hours looking for some place to eat and drink? Could I happen to have some food?" The rabbi responded, "Your name is Moses? Are you a Jew?" The Antisemite responds, "Yes, of course!" The rabbi chuckles as he said, "Well then, Happy Yom Kippur!"