you are a hunter gatherer teenage girl who lives in a cave and goes to bird school for birds. who are you dating?
the luzon bleeding-heart w/the mad love of a fallen angel (u are now in an rpg.)
the partridge creepy school doctor who has threatened to drug 'n' dissect u.
the track star fantail who worships the pudding god and has -200 WIS
the sexy 'n' suave senpai fantail who flirts - was that a gunshot??
the quiet mourning dove in the library who is only noticed by u. thats normal
the stuck up french noblebird fantail with a heart of gold under so so much shit
your childhood friend dove! hes fine! hes fine. hes fine. also hes a drag maid
the narcoleptic math teacher quail. he smells like bleach. its normal right?
the takoyaki stand, ex-gang leader azami. she always follows traffic laws!
who needs to date anyone ur a strong independent woman. this choice won't kill u
