#kotschei

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Kostchei: Alberich, I…

Kostchei: I love you!

Alberich: Not my problem.

@yourbravestpigeon and @withlovebinnie this ones for you

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Alberich: *falls down the stairs*

Kostchei: Are you okay?

Coppelia: Stop falling down the stairs!

Margaret: How’d the ground taste?

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Melusine: I truly hate it here

Alberich: Now replace “it” with “women”. Not so funny now, is it?

Kostchei: Now replace “it” with “women”. Not so funny now, is women?

Coppelia : Now replace “funny” with “women”. Not so women now, is funny?

Melusine: I’m having a fucking stroke.

Alberich: Now replace “stroke” with “baby”. Congratulations!

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Coppelia: Question. When they shot Bambi's mother, did you find that a sad moment...at all?

Kostchei: I'm sure she's mounted on a nice wall in a fine home somewhere.

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Kostchei: You're violent.

Bradamant : Yeah but I'm also short and that's adorable.

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Koschei: why are you smiling?

Bradamant: what, can’t I just be happy?

Coppelia: Irene tripped and fell down the stairs

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Kotschei: Hello Bradamant, Make anyone cry today?

Bradamant: Sadly no, but it’s only 4:30

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Coppelia: I have a problem.

Kostchei: Kill it.

Coppelia: Can you chill for like, two seconds?