Jul 6, 2022
“So who was that”
“Kouklopaiktis”
“That’s a long name”
“Yeah, and it’s obnoxious too. He calls it his regnal name. Worst part is, it led to a ton of us having them. ‘Kidemonas’ to show he wants nothing to do with us. ‘Ypostiriktis’ to show she wants everything to do with us. ‘Michanikos’ just because he thought it was cool. Idiots.”
“Huh”
“They’re literally just random nouns in our language. At least think of something unique!”
“…Pagos?”
“Yeah?”
“…”
“…FUCK.”
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An ode to me being horrible at naming things lol. I’m so sorry to any speakers of this language
BONUS:
“Wasn’t Chiono named that by his parents? So it’s not just the names you guys choose for yourselv-”
“Leave us alone.”