seen from China
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Kou: *pokes Eric*
Eric: Ay!
Kou: *makes bzz noise* Bee!
Kou: *makes binocular hands* See!
Kou: *points to crotch* D!!
Eric: *hits me with a shirt*
Kou: EEeeeee!
Eric: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF--
Kou: Gee, Eric.
Eric: HATE YOU
Kou: ~I~ know
Eric: ...
Kou: Now you have to say "JK"
Eric: No.
Eric: Come lie next to me.
Kou: (lies down) I did the laundry today.
Eric: Really?! Thank y--
Kou: No, I thought you said you wanted me to lie next to you.
Kou: (laughs till the end of time)
Eric: Set me on fire and call me Bob.
Kou: *chk* *FWOOM* Bob! Bob!
Eric: Now I'm a kaBob.
Kou: What if a ghost pretended to be your milk and you drank the ghost?
Eric: You'd just fart them out!
Kou: You'll fart and it'll go "boo~~" out your butt and be all "I'm free~~~"
Kou: IS THAT HOW FART GHOSTS ASCEND TO HEAVEN
Kou: IS THAT WHY THE MANDARIN SOUND EFFECT FOR FARTING IS "BOO"
Kou: Learning the secrets of the universe here
Me: What's the slogan for Michael Cera's new line of dinosaur T-shirts?
Boyfriend: ....................what........
Me: "Try Cera Tops!"
Eric: Guess what I'm nibbling on.
Kou: A cookie.
Eric: Nope.
Kou: A pencil.
Eric: Nope.
Kou: Uhh...
Eric: It starts with giant and ends with robot.
Kou: The giant dick of a robot.
Eric: Yes. That is exactly what I am nibbling on.
Kou: Oh man I haven't drawn layout lines in forever, the sound of pencil sliding across a ruler sends glorious shivers down my spine. OOH I MISSED YOU.
Eric: Oh baby, I love watching you put pencil to paper
Paper: Oh yeah you know how I like it when you caress me with your hard tip
Pencil: Oh babes you're always so soft and ready to take me on, I can't wait to put marks all over you.
*scritch scritch scritch scritch*
Tsuritama Trauma
So my boyfriend watched pieces of the last two episodes of Tsuritama over my shoulder so all he knows is 1. The duck's name is Tapioca 2. DAKKUU!!! 3. Haino haino haino~ Yoisho yoishona~~~ 4. ENO-SHIMA-DOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!! 5. Feeeeeesh alien feesh everywhere
Which is basically all you need to know when it comes to Tsuritama.
