Kovis:
-very confrontational, prone to getting into fights
-will protecc and attacc 💪💪
-he's not the 'Kovis' the song is referring to because he's genuinely sweet and doesn't start conflicts but he is easily provoked
-dresses like a frat bro
-probably peaked in highschool
Morgan:
-often disoriented in time and space
-prone to nausea
-intelligent but doesn't make very good decisions
-has a constant sense of remorse even when he doesn't really remember anything the 'morning after' (after drinking, partying)
-is close with Kovis! Käärijä
Cha Cha Cha:
-quite shy and stoic at first
-once he breaks out of his shell he's absolutely insane
-has seemingly unlimited amounts of energy, can keep dancing all day and night
-very charming but also somewhat unsettling
-has extreme claustrophobia (do NOT put him in a box!!!)
It's Crazy It's Party:
-wears mysteriously blood stained clothes
-a bit hypersexual, can't stop cracking sex jokes
-likes to hang out in forests at night
-avoids contact with CCC Käärijä as much as possible
-has the worst English out of all the Kä's
Välikuolema:
-sleep deprived and usually a bit drunk
-only wears oversized hoodies and track pants
-easily cracks under peer pressure
-is the guy who calls taxis for his drunk friends, he himself tends to just pass out in someone's backyard
-you can only wake him up by screaming HERÄÄ!!! at him
Urheilujätkä:
-very athletic despite his height
-the least unsettling of the Kä's
-he is the most sweaty of them though
-kind of a himbo, he excels in physical activity but not much else
-is always extremely happy to see Jesse
Hiirtä Kiinii:
-actually not that prone to anger but once he's pushed over the edge he's very destructive
-has constant bad luck
-the most normal of the Käärijä's, just wants to get through the day
-needs caffeine to function in the morning
-takes vitamins designed for children because he likes the flavor
Yhtä Vailla:
-has a raspy voice because of how much he tends to scream in frustration
-do NOT give this man any money, except for maybe claw machines 'cause he's pretty good at those
-Africa by Toto is his special song and he'll murmur the lyrics to it completely unprompted
-optimistic to a delusional degree
-bro just needs to get a job honestly
Mic Mac:
-the only Käärijä that looks like his yellow era (lanky with brown hair)
-his pockets are full of stolen Pokémon cards
-is very nervous and doesn't say much (he doesn't want to be charged for his petty Habbo Hotel crimes)
-definitely twirls the phone chord around his finger when he's calling someone
-either wears the yellow suit or just Mic Mac pants with no shirt
Siitä Viis:
-his mascara is in a constant state of smudged
-prone to heavy mood swings, usually switching between furious and sad
-has trust issues, it's hard to get him to open up
-eats ice cream and watches anime to cope
-don't set him off or he will rant angrily for hours
