Feet on the ground, head in the clouds

[memewhore]

[6qubed]

I wonder if he made a good impression

[hampal]

I WAS QUESTIONING EVERY SECOND HALF WAY THROUGH

[formulalakana]

Jan and Nace during Vem Da Greš

Warsaw, Poland 13.7.2024

[catasters]

[allthesepurplelights]

[mitamicah]

Nace has had some very iconic expresions lately so I decided to make a sticker-ish sheet of memes with him :3 (probably still wip but put signatures on them just in case

[skippyisntfunny]

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

Pulitzer Prize type shit

[wizardshark]

Why's this dude built like crash bandicoot

[spooky-narwhal]

Everything about this damn post is so funny to me. The lighting of the arm from the flash. The posing of the arm like a dramatic death from a novella. The fact the photo somehow got taken still and looks this good. The subreddit name. The fact this guy really is built like crash bandicoot

[kaity--did]

Tonight on My Husband Doesn’t Know How to Baby Talk

“Ma’am, are you aware that these, right here are your hands? They belong to you. And you get to decide what happens with them. So when you use these hands to pull your binky out of your mouth that is not necessarily a dad problem. I’ll fix it obviously i just want you to acknowledge it’s not my fault”

[kaity--did]

Husband: ma’am it has been reported lately that you do in fact have tiny little toes and a little button nose, do you care to comment?

Penny Rose: Babbles in Baby

Husband: RIVETING!

[kaity--did]

Penny Rose: Does that High Pitched Baby Yell ™️

Husband: Let it out friend! Feel your feelings!

[kaity--did]

Me: Hehehe silly husband doesn’t know how to do baby talk

All of tumblr collectively at my husband:

[kaity--did]

Penny Rose: does a sad baby scream

Husband: you don’t even have to understand taxes yet! I can explain them but you’ve got several years before that’s relevant!

Penny Rose: wide eyes, staring at her father, almost intrigued

Husband: I lied to you Penny your mother does our taxes. Do you want to know about arbitration? I know all about arbitration.

[kaity--did]

THE MAN THE MYTH THE LEGEND

yes he just walks around the house and talks to her like this

[kaity--did]

Penny Rose: Cooing as twinkle twinkle little star plays

Husband: Now Penny there is a lot of misinformation out there in the world and I hate to tell you this but the moon is in fact not made of cheese. That is a conspiracy theory pushed by Big Dairy.

????

[kaity--did]

Husband: Holds Penny Rose up to her reflection in the microwave

Husband: you see Penny Rose! This was the M. Night Shyamalan twist! You were mirror baby all along!

[kaity--did]

FYI this is how you get a Deals Warlock if you were wondering

[justplainsalty]

I have follow up questions:

1) Did you participate in baby talk to make up for your husband's deficit, or did you also opt to speak to the Deals Warlock like a very tiny adult from babyhood?

1a) If you participated in baby talk with Penny, did she ever do any code switching with you while she was learning to talk (I mean, babyish talk back to you but fully formed adult like you share with us to Lawyer Dad)?

[kaity--did]

I didn't baby talk with her very much either! I think I squealed at her more than my husband did.

Something funny that has happened is that while she formally calls me Mama when she's answering me in passing she does call me "My Darling Love" and I don't know for sure but I think it's because I call her and her father "my loves" and her father calls me and her "darlings" and she's created a mash up 😂

So I'll say "okay penny it's time for bed" and I'll just hear "okay my darling love!" 😂

[kaity--did]

Everyone is always so so kind on this post but I do want to warn you all that this did in fact lead to an insanely verbal child, and if you choose that life you have to commit to that life.

Penny Rose is now 5 years old and she

1. Starts talking the moment she opens her eyes to the moment she passes out at night

2. Asks, and I am not exaggerating I counted, an average of 892 questions a day

3. Does not accept "I don't know" as an answer to said questions, will usually have a follow up question as to why you don't know OR a suggestion on how we can find out together

I pay for limitless data and have 709 Google tabs open on my phone at all times

[ladyignatius4]

Mentally making a cup of tea and giving a gentle forehead kiss to every struggling writer on my dash right now.

Your story matters, your ideas are good, and someone out there is going to fall in love with your world.

[onecells]

YOU🫵'RE 🫵 NE->XT.!! moTHERFUCKER!!!!

GET LOVED!!!!!!!!!!

[ana-chronista]

As always, Jure is the only one with any real idea about what's going on here. 537 words, inspired by Bojan's potentially spur of the moment plans this summer. Day Twenty: Group chat

Jure Guys, we have a Code Dublin Kris A what? Jure Code Dublin Kris Again What? Jure Do none of you pay attention to the codes? Jesus Christ Bojan’s missing Kris Missing?! Jure I’ve just had Štras on the phone Apparently Bojan popped out for milk or something and suddenly he’s on a plane to Finland Kris OH When you said missing I thought you meant missing Jure Nah I told him that he does this all the time and not to worry He’ll pop back up in a day or two Kris Yeah I can see why he worried Lucky he had your number Jure Well he tried Nace first but he wasn’t picking up I would’ve told him I was disappointed to not be first choice but I think he was getting concerned we’d all been raptured But that’s just a standard Code Day Two Kris FFS I’m so glad we don’t have any gigs til August Jure Same I have enough trouble keeping all my group chats straight let alone chasing up rogue bandmates Nace What’s Code Day Two? Jure Now he appears! That’s a you and Jan getting lost in your own world situation Usually coincides with a spike in noise complaints in residential Vhrnika Jan Fuck off Muca Jure From all the music you’re making, of course! 😇 Nace Why Day Two? Jure That sweet, sweet music 😏 It’s the day after you joined the band that the pair of you started making heart eyes at each other AND HAVE NEVER STOPPED SINCE MIGHT I ADD Jan You may not Again, fuck off Jure Unappreciated in my time 😭😭😭 Kris Back to the topic at hand So Bojan’s in Finland? Jure Yeah dw though August is far enough away to make it back Kris Is it though? You know one day he might just stay there right? Nace Kris, I don’t think that’s going to happen Kris Really? All it’s going to take is for Bojan and Jere to suddenly realise that they can just get their shit together and fuck already Jure Nace might be right here Krisko Kris Even Bojan’s not that stupid Surely?! The world’s not gonna end just because they admit they want each other This is ridiculous I can’t They just need to get on with fucking each other already Jure It’s been three years I really do think he might actually be that stupid Which is great news for the betting pool But also bad news for the betting pool because all wagers have now expired We’re gonna need to redo it guys I’ll get a new group chat going Jan There’s one already Jure There’s one for the old, sad, tired EXPIRED betting pool This will be the brand new shiny one For a betting pool so expansive that even our poor idiotic Bojan can’t fail to admit his feelings during Anything up to and including the nursing home allowed Accepted confirmations tbc Bojan Muca you know you put this in the main group chat, right? I can see all of this I just landed Wtf? Jure ... shit Although if you’re skimming these messages Kris had a great suggestion you might want to consider

[mollybeenoel]

[ursulakats]

Happy Moon Day!

[da-proti-toku-grem]

from Jure's ig story

[gailcarriger]

[belesanjee]

may i offer you some karneval jankris hugs in these trying times (📸: me)

[parkchanwoohoo]

[legsdemandias]

Do you think tumblr will ever learn the difference between “I’m defending this person because I agree with them wholeheartedly and I am also like this person” and “I’m defending this person because your behavior is dangerous and you need to stop”

[legsdemandias]

IMO, blurring the lines between “I’m defending them because they’re right” and “I’m defending them because you’re taking this too far” is step numero uno to cutting down the very existence of fair trial and democracy–even in places where saying that might seem a little dramatic. 

Mob mentality is extremely strong in humans and it’s also extremely dangerous. Mobs don’t think things through. Mobs kill and they destroy and they can’t be reasoned with. Someone trying to calm a mob down isn’t someone defending the ~problematic party~ It’s time we re-learn that.

[catchymemes]