Loving the Bishop Swap and everything the Goat has unleashed upon the fandom for COTL
And I love it aligning with an idea brewing in my head watching how most NarinderxLamb shipping is typically He Who Waits being VERY CAT and resistant to Lambert's love despite OBVIOUSLY wanting them too.
So for the Goat AU, I like to imagine it is Doggo Narinder being VERY clingy and smothering with affection, to the horror of a very edgy and dark Goat who totally loves it but can't ruin reputation.
Doggo Narinder: "Oh woe is me, you have defeated me instead of sacrificing yourself in my name, you are now the new god of death... also we are now married, notakesbacks!!"
Goat: "We WHAT?!"












