#krankri-crabs

[bokunocali]

white, green

you wwant me to..

oh my god oh golly shit oh boy man oh god....

[burden2]

☭

Battle Intro: “Shit.. uh.. hey Kankri..”Victory: “Thorry but it lookth like I win here”Half HP: “Holy fuck you hit hard..”Low HP: “Can you not? Fuck...”Defeat: “... I can’t believe you...”Death: “ I... I can’t...”Assist: “Oh hey, nithe to thee you, thankth for letting me help. Letth fight them!”Taunt: “Thankth but you wish you could fight better”Reacting to Taunt: “Yeah sure okay.”Flee: “Nope!”Reacting to Flee: “Uh... well alright”Tie: “Not bad, lookth like youre pretty good at thtrifing.”Perfect Victory: “....”Low HP Victory: “... I didnt mean for thith to happen.”Finishing Move: “NO MORE” 

[bokunocali]

💖💝💘💟

oh stop it you! heheh

[bokunocali]

👅

You giggle as Kankri licks you, you turn to him and lick him right back. “Hey Kankz!”

[diotheworldus]

Boss/employee sex ( for the dragging thing !)

“Miss Krankri...your my secretary, and you come to me looking for a promotion? Im sorry but there just isnt any position i can give you” 

[new-alternian-mechanic]

Mating season

The large troll just seemed to be…walking. Just walking wherever his body felt like going at the moment. That much was true as he didn’t seem to make eye contact with anyone that he passed by. Something else was on his mind in that moment that had been nibbling at him for pretty much the entire day.

That photo…

He wasn’t sure what had happened between the last time they met, but Kankri had looked rather…amazing in that photo that was posted. He couldn’t get it out of his mind, much less…other places. He continued to wander the streets, his cheeks almost a constant light shade of indigo…

[bokunocali]

☮ +

waking them up after a nightmare

Cali laid still in his bed dreaming about the war to come, dreaming of the many deaths of humans. His processors were calibrating and loading everything from the day before hand. He saw a message go across his eyes from Kankri and turned on instantly as he was programmed to do He looked outside his bedroom window to find that it was night out for him. He didnt know what time it actually was for everyone else but figured everyone should be asleep. Looking at his actual phone he found there was no message at all to be seen but he messaged Kankri just in case.

[txt:] hey kankz....is evverything okay[txt:] i thought i got a message an wwanted to check in on you see if you sent me somethin maybe my phone deleted it wwhen i wwoke up 

[bokunocali]

☭ B)

(( why must you hurt me so!))

Battle Theme:  Smash Mouth - Why Cant We Be Friends

Battle intro: Standing there. “Kankri..wwhat.”

Victory: “I didnt wwant this.” 

Defeat: Lays on the ground with tears in eyes.

Assist: Runs to Kankris side “You need me?”

Taunt: Shakes head. “You cannot beat me Kankri…”

Reacting to Taunt: Heating up. “thats kinda cute”

Tie: “You’re stronger than I thought!”

Perfect Victory: “No….wwhat havve I done…”