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@kremlingking || x
She stares at him incredulously for a moment. Yeah, he's not fooling her.
"...Babe. That was like, a good 80-something bananas. I swear, you're gonna eat yaself into a stomachache one day."
She pulls out an orange and sniffs it, making a face.
"...I don't even like these things."
@kremlingking || x
" . . . "
"...Ya' complainin' right now."
the mutant freak sighs heavily, picking up a bag of frozen vegetables she brought with her. she slowly puts them against his snout.
"Easy there, big guy..."
"...We could try just talkin' to 'em, yeah...?"
You sweet, naive lackey.
@kremlingking || x
"GOTTA CATCH ME FIRST, YA ROYAL CHONKINESS!"
and she's barreling out of the room, placing the crown upon her head with a nasty little snicker. the nerve!
‘i have not a whore’s notion what any of that means. but i like it.’
"I thought ya would. It's revolutionary. It's diabolical. They'll never see it coming. Now, we're gonna need a LOTTA fire ants..."
*kicks in door* "OH HARLOT, I'M HOME!!!"
SCREAMS AND DROPS HER BASKET OF ORANGES
"...My oranges..."
