Feels Advice from Dad
Rudy: Alright, tell me how you feel about Susie.
Noelle: I wanna kiss her!
Rudy: Okay, now how do you feel about Kris?
Noelle: I wanna kiss them, too!
Rudy: So you have two crushes?
Noelle: What? No! Susie is my crush, Kris is my best friend!
Rudy: ... but you said you wanted to kiss them too?
Noelle: Well, yeah, but like in a friendly way.
Rudy: Oh, so like on the cheek or forehead?
Noelle: I mean, that too, but also passionately on the lips.
Rudy: ... like you wanna kiss Susie?
Noelle: Yes! Exactly like I wanna kiss Susie! But like, as friends. Don't know what's so difficult to understand about this.
Rudy, holding his face in his hands: Oh my god.












