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From: Alex Erickson Sent: Friday, May 25, 2018 12:30 AM To: '[email protected]'; 'NASA Recruiting' <[email protected]>; 'KNOX' <[email protected]>; 'Bryan Winterstein' <[email protected]>; [email protected]; '[email protected]'; '[email protected]' Subject: RE: FBI Operations note header not included in email states clearly: organization and planning
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From: Alex Erickson Sent: Thursday, May 24, 2018 11:41 PM To: '[email protected]'; 'NASA Recruiting' <[email protected]>; 'KNOX' <[email protected]>; 'Bryan Winterstein' <[email protected]>; [email protected]; '[email protected]'; '[email protected]' Subject: FBI Operations note header not included in email states clearly: organization and planning
May 17, 2018
TO: FBI Operations
From: Alexander William Erickson
Regarding: The FBI operational plans of AWE629
Federal Farming Opioid Epidemic Review
The Federal Farming Opioid Epidemic Review that starts with 3 hour tour and planning meetings setup by HUD. Housing and Urban Development will be managing my real estate transactions including residential leasing and infrastructure and technology access for everything in regards to The Federal Farming Opioid Epidemic Review.
The F.B.I. will create a local FIRM called PRIORITYTWO a twenty year team that Will plan the elite Federal Farming Equipment Roster to include the manufacture of a triplicated fleet of five heavy flight farming vehicles. This will be a Washington DC firm that is open to everyone involved that wants to know the latest civilian information on the planning and coordination for Star Trek Vehicles on the Federal Farming Calendar.
The FBI and DOJ will need to examine Real Estate & Infrastructure and scaled economies that may be in Covered Ruin due to the opioid addiction criss-crossing pharmaceutical supply chain and farming supply chains. The Federal Bureau of Investigation will establish a schedule for the justice system based on prioritizing how and where the supply chains criss cross and require thorough Federal review of existing infrastructure and technology. Road mapping the problems that need solving, investigation, or economic consideration (Example: A production line is producing pharmaceuticals that could be producing break pads is a problem that needs a solution).
The King’s Errand
I am AWE629 an American Spy. I have a Twitter Account that I associate with The Federal Bureau of Investigations. With @JesterJax I claimed to be involved as a Team Leader of F.B.I. Undercover Operations. I structured the @JesterJax as my irreverent perspective as FBI on the road with The Secret Service on A King’s Errand.
The purpose of the King’s Errand is to create new forward narratives and quash historical ‘has-been’ problems with up to do date public Federal agendas and new agendas of leadership. The Federal Bureau of Investigation has had a long held rumor that there is a faux fbi such as farmers bureau of insurance, and that this fraudulent fbi gained access to the Real FBI punch card system that created an industry out of identity fraud. Embarrassing problematic issues like this are precisely the newsworth noteworthy business of the day concerns when the judgment of the King’s Errand passes by and through The Federal Bureau of Investigation.
The FBI will be working within the agenda and constraints of The Secret Service. The Secret Service is the driving force of the King’s Errand. The Secret Service will be responsible for placement and marketing for all of the world’s leadership to be placed on display. All leaders will be placed appropriately for their station in life with conversations about generational identity and future plans. The Secret Service will be doing elected positions in arrears. Such as if the Secret Service King’s Errand investigators determine that President Trump was acting like a business man as President he will be in his building, Trump Tower, if President Trump was on vacation as President he will be placed at Mar A Lago, and if the investigators find him to have been President Trump of the United States of America, then on the day of the King’s Errand he will be placed at Whitehouse. The FBI has the dirty job of internal affairs of the Federal Government. Certain divisions like ENERGY need expansion funding and others need lingering problems cut off on the day. On that day we will have CIA Family Resources ready to provide the disenfranchised former Federal Employee a list of job opportunities designed for this transition into the private sector.
The @JesterJax account was written during the flurry of the of my IBMLEADERSHIP summer of 2017. That time period was about me drafting original patents, designs, and sets of documents that will be the next series of breakout breakaway designs that will lead IBM into a hardware manufactruing generation that will introduce rocket planes and flying cars into the economy of Planet Earth. As a spy I have focused top secret develop around printers. I have planned The Top Secret Printer to be located inside The headquarters of the Federal Bureau of Investigation in Washington DC. This printer will print the results of my spy work initiated in the summer of 2017 called autocadcapacity. The Secret Service will want to use this printer to communicate with the world leadership scheduled to be On The Road To The King’s Errand.
The King’s Errand is the pinnacle of an advanced search for New Leadership. My estimation is that after the attack on New York on September 11, 2001 a ground floor engineering event occurred in New Jersey. This event provided for the innovation without the advancement of New Leadership. I think the code of secrecy was no communication for ten years which began many sorts decades of decades of spy lore. The F.B.I. is turned off by the word spy, The F.B.I. understands the word covert and clandestine. The King’s Errand is a covert plan until the weeks before when On The Road To The King’s Errand television show begins scheduling awareness previews.
Music Match
As FBI Operations Team Leader I have been setting up a corporation in Oregon that will receive and process former employees out of the office as FBI Undercover. The name of the company is Music Match and is designed to be a sales company that hires employees on a standard W2 form. The employees will be able to access through an administrator marketing and business information developed by a mainframe within possession of FBI Technology and Infrastructure Division. The mainframe I designed has a method of selling ad sales software upgrades that impact customers with calendar location based sales initiatives. Beyond other bells and whistles of sales opportunities the mainframe has outstanding support for necessary individual business contact information. The mainframe system can figure out who to call at that time at CNN to sell a story. The focus of Music Match is extensive sales planning, aggressive location based efforts, and an every extra thought through effort for travelling sales to interact with corporate business. The mainframe examines the business opportunities under contract for every business day and distributes the work content, possibly in accord with The Nu The Elemental Worker Unit Currency.
The Office Depot Catalog. The business is designed to keep the eager working and on the road for business. The Office Depot Catalog is individually printed for every employee and will include a points system that is valued for office equipment and nights plus meals at popular hotel chains. The employees of Music Match are W2 and mostly commission. The Office Depot Catalog insures that all efforts for the corporation come with compensation. Processing orders for forty five minutes on an internet portal may only pay $10 and provides enough Office Depot Catalog Points to pay for a hotel and steak dinner at a popular hotel chain.
The company maintains an avid enthusiasm for selling out live events. The company plans to charter a airplane that is always on tour with stops in Oregon and New York. When concerts are not going to sell out or at risk the company employs street tactics to get sales up until the last minute because the entire commission for ticket sales is on the line for a guaranty sell out ticket contract. Again providing access to the mainframe with corporate discipline a good sales team can travel until a suitable location to build a career is found by the employee to build local relationships. And the airplane will always circle back to locations that have good opportunities locally.
The purpose of Music Match is to provide a place for people in transition to maintain themselves. Most employees that are successful with the firm are employed for nine to eighteen months because they have a plan for personal profitability and the corporation focuses effort on those plans specifically. The corporation recruits people with personal stories to sell as a business vacation in Oregon. The corporation will have local housing set ups offered to employees training on minimum wage at the Oregon Headquarters. Music Match is also designed for people to protect themselves with services including legal oversight, accounting review, and administrative support for business between employees of Music Match.
Floyd Mayweather Jr is the first person I plan to recruit as a Music Match Employee. I will use the Music Match Administration team to build a Boxing Career that I want to buy from Floyd Mayweather for me personally. Of course I am not going to follow through with a professional boxing match. I am going to use the product building system of the Music Match Team to build a product that I want Floyd Mayweather to sell me. I will take the boxing career through a series of sales calls in order to provide video training of me processing through the sales system for event planning and ticket sales. Finally, at the end of the business day, when we have used every all of the tools the company provides we will present a partnership request to Floyd Mayweather and other interested parties to build the International Standard Flying Car with manual labor in the state of Nevada and Utah. Music Match will lease The International Standard Flying Car.
Music Match will release undercover agents for The Federal Bureau of Investigation through headquarters and into new a career assignment. The mainframe operators and sales program administrators will be badged employees from the technology and infrastructure division at The Federal Bureau of Investigation.
New York Paper Company Secret Service Protection
My spy adherences communicate back to me that I have an undercover FBI relationship within the New York Police Department. With that detail available I have been processing two paper company business plans. First, The New York Product Paper Company, a company that publishes, inspects, values, insures, and stores Stock Certificates this company could be owned by The Mayor of New York in perpetuity. The Second New York Paper Company is a two face operation possibly in association with New York Cycling Club. This company is involved in producing exotic paper solutions to exchange people out of the standard print size in use today. We have designed a foldable poster paper board for investigators working on a singular case that desire smart collage features. And are considering other creative designs for a business plan proposal to be reviewed during New York Shopping Week. The flip side of this paper company is a gang of Secret Service developing an MDMA paper recipe which will be one of the printer outputs available at my Portable Federal Reserve Bank Branch.
Regarding New York Product Paper Company, I need to know about my status as The Lyon of The Lyons Long Term Trust Fund owner operator of The Lyons Long Term Trust Commodity Trading Floor. I have set aside this business plan and rely upon this as a future briefing from The FBI. The Secret Service gang may need actual FBI protection to form. I am very upfront about my gang activity and forward planning. I am planning on producing my own currency and accept all of this as part of the process. New_York_Paper is a military briefing that the FBI will need to interact with the Department of Defense to confirm as complete and up to date.
Global Live Security Agency
I am forming a Global Live Security Agency which I am buildingaround The New York Paper Company Gang, it will start with me being able to secure the distribution of a security briefing for The United Nations. I am designing a I am designing a project code named GLYNCO2 with The Department of Homeland Security Port Authority for The United Nations. During The Boston City Planning Week I will have planned my Global Live Security Agency to distribute the printed proposal to the entire list of United Nations Ambassadors. The New York Cycling Club will travel with bicycles and airplanes from Boston to complete hand to hand distribution of this time sensitive security briefing. During distribution I am expecting to find out more about the Secret Service and the potential for operating The Original Content Office Café as Global Live Security Agency. I am requesting security confirmation and verification, and field support for errors and failures from The Federal Bureau of Investigation.
PrinterPsych
The military briefing I most closely associate with The Federal Bureau of Investigation is PrinterPsych. PrinterPsych is a single folder that will be placed into my Federalbriefcase for me to have with me for my daily business. The brief will include pertinent information regarding local access to printers and human resource files. It will also provide information on my top secret projects and concerns regarding printing. I am most concerned about the phrase printing as it is associated to human anatomy and human psychology. I am developing top secret printers as a spy including a mainframe printer inside FBI Headquarters that will print out top secret doctoral dissertations. The brief will include any psycho-analytical reports I require to be properly briefed for planned meetings and conferences.
Federal Briefcase
The Best way to begin my career is with My Federal Briefcase. I am planning a meet up at Arlington Cemetery with an operation I call Nickels, Dimes, and Quarters. The goal is to receive my Federal Briefcase with a checkbook and three military briefings and meet up with The United States Army, The Drug Enforcement Agency, and The United States Marines Corps. The United States Army will be there to discuss how we are going to map and insure my career, Nickels. The DEA will be present to figure out arms reach agreements about drugs and psychological reviews, Dimes. The USMC will be there to begin providing me transportation and security, Quarters.
The Briefcase represents a new beginning and forward movement for my agenda with multiple corporations and Federal Agencies and Departments. I have assigned The National Security Agency with establishing a check off list to have The FBI begin working with The Department of Defense on building the military briefs and begin working with The Treasury Department and The Federal Reserve on the checkbook and briefcase itself. I have proposed Ben Affleck be recruited to bring the briefcase together in a dramatic fashion and to elevate the professionalism for the meeting at Arlington Cemetery.
The FBI Undercover Recruiting Operation at Music Match
Music Match employees will only be made aware of the undercover operation when a recruit meets with me in my office where I personally hand out a final paycheck, a badge, undercover identity instructions for state identity card, an expensive FBI Hat, a handgun, and a siren. Their job assignment will be confirmed verbally and the computer staff will escort the new Undercover Operator for The Federal Bureau of Investigation out the front door with sirens blaring. How does Quantico feel about training my recruits with a Siren?
All recruits will have a calendared training with Quantico. We at Music Match are not the weapons handler. I will provide a brand new unloaded handgun that is designed to be used with a silencer without a magazine. I expect Quantico to make the arrangements as I describe with an undercover homeless person in New York City to hand off the silencer to the undercover agent on assignment. I am not training undercover agents, I am accepting of job descriptions and provide job assignments; I am expecting the F.B.I. to provide the training necessary.
I, Alexander William Erickson, am the owner of Music Match and its FBI mated equipment. I plan to lead undercover operations from my office at Music Match where I will sign recruits as undercover agents on long term job assignments. I am requesting the F.B.I. plan a training program for my recruits and provide extensive organization and planning to resolve to begin the Music Match operation.
The Minno Network – One Channel
There have been spectrums of reports regarding the amount of channels of television available and unified messaging and quality and value of content, and the Truth. My plan for unified messaging is a one channel plan that releases The Minno Network.
Otherwise, The Minno Network is the television channel for Music Match. The Minno Network will air cartoons and music videos. The advertising and news is entirely Music Match sales offerings. This provides a solution to people that have a story that deserves to be aired one time and will pique buyers interest with the opportunity to be provided a live television preview of the story or product line.
FBI Spy House Purchase with Rolls Royce
TheBackUpRock is a product I have been designing and promoting in every way possible. It’s a rock that gets installed in the trunk of the car and only has an external cellular antenna and a power port. The device is designed to provide ten or more years of mobile data and communications back up. This product is how I have been trying to gain access to my Spy House Purchase System.
Rolls Royce would deliver a new car to me and once inside that car I would be offered three home options that are available to me buy and drive to at that time. At the home would be a lot of information about local work for my agenda. This is legally an FBI System.
The Moon Base, American Express, Off Engineering
OFF_ENGINEERING is a code that references work to shut down systems of civilian analysis that create voices in peoples heads. Most of my research concludes that people that cope with voices are victims of abuse and that is how voices spread. There is also a certain anthropological technological connection. My plan to deal with a worldwide outbreak of the hivemind of voices is to compound a global security system into small communications device that looks like a marketing gimmick for American Express. This is a military briefing that I would expect get to me through the FBI as an undercover operation needing support from Music Match recruits.
During the time that I wrote about OFF_ENGINEERING I also wrote about my position as Moon Base Captain on The Moon. As Moon Base Captain, or as The International Head of the CIA, I hear voices and collect emotive feedback to create successful partnerships with good economic timing. In order to manage the Moon Base projects, I have began establishing rapport with Northrop Grumman and American Express. As I understand my role as Moon Base Captain: I am forced to act submissively in the best interest of Planet Earth and I am supported by 400 personal staff from The FBI and United States Army Rangers.
The Moon Base is going to support Elite Federal Farming. FBI Top Secret Adherences will be designed to begin the Hay Hey Farming Team or Elite Federal Farming while convening with The Central Intelligence Agency to assemble a roster of elite farming equipment for Planet Earth which is the roster needed for PRIORITYTWO to begin a formal plan.
The Investigations into Alex W Erickson Citizen of Santa Clara County
Case C1482523 and Case C1778492 require thorough investigation by The F.B.I.
The F.B.I. received a phone call from me at the San Francisco Office. I reported that my Mother had passed me the phone number of a fake police officer in Mountain View, California. There may have been conspiracy to commit malfeasance by the entire local justice department in both cases and The Santa Clara County Justice Department may require a Federal Reprimand.
Very Truly Yours,
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Alexander W. Erickson
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