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I’m dying

(post pictured is not mine, credit to mar3uss on X)

Kim never needed surgery.

Tyga talked about his experiences while dating Kylie Jenner

“Yo, it’s like you dating the whole family, dawg. Straight Hollywood script they tell you how to move, what to wear, what to post, turn you into a circus act. You got no say, ‘cause they acting like they doing you a favor. Step out of line? You done”.

now I understand some things and all has sense

#timothée chalamet #kylie jenner #kardashians

Jason takes everything he hears on reality tv to be fact. He had missed so many things when he had been gone and some reason he had turned to those type’s of shows to be what would catch him up. He told everyone it was because it had actual true events that coincided with pop culture- it wasn’t for the shits and giggles or the drama. He would never get caught up in that.

One day when they were at the Kent’s place for a weekend stay, Jason came up behind Tim who was waiting for the old pot to make coffee. It was torture for him, who could willingly submit themselves to things like this when there were better quicker devices? Jason swooped Tim up from behind, shoving his nose into his hair. Tim shuddered as he elbowed him back feeling grossly invaded.

“What are you doing?!”

Dick and Damian were staring at him from the kitchen table, Jon pausing from handing out cards. Bruce just turned away into Clark in second hand embarrassment as he avoided whatever was happening, sipping the last of coffee that had been in the previous pot.

“Pineapples.”

“Pineapples?” Tim asked, didn’t want to but he did.

“Kourtney said that pussy smells like pineapples?”

Tims eyes narrowed. Dick held his hand out.

“I thought that was Kim?” Dick asked.

“Might have been-“

Jason avoided his eyes as Dick was widely grinning at him, Damian having this wicked sneer. He’d been caught.

“Wait. Kourtney. As in Kourtney Kardashian?” Jon asked holding back a giggle.

“No…”

“Were you back there watching the Kardashians with Ma?” Clark nudged at him.

“No!”

Tim was shaking, Jason felt it; sensed his growing dark aura. He turned down to him. Wanted to flee but was too scared to.

“You heard pineapples smelled like pussy… and sniffed me?!”

The boys let that sink in for a moment. Then a simultaneous laughter commenced from them that had Tim turn throwing Jason to the ground. He sniffed Jason’s shoulder in an over-dramatically loud whiff.

“That’s pineapple, alright.”

“Ohhh!” Damian and Jon hollered.

#star trek #cardassians #kardashians #the kardashians #1980s #80s

People has the story that Kim and Kris deleted the photos of M&H on their instagram posts??? Why would they do that? Very strange.

A few theories I've seen today:

the Sussexes asked them to take the photos down because they realized it was a bad look to be partying while the BRF is at Remembrance Day and Harry still wants to cosplay royal prince.

Meghan demanded the photos down because they burst her delulu bubble that she's a 5'9 glamazon because she and Kim Kardashian are the same height in sky-high stilettos.

people don't mind being connected to Harry, but they draw the line at being associated with Meghan.

they realized the Sussexes crashed the party and didn't want to give them any legitimacy.

I think a more compelling question is, as Empress and others have pointed out: why hasn't Meghan - who loves publicity and being the center of attention - posted anything about this on her socials?

#sussexes #kardashians