Was anyone else wondering what the words that flashed on the screen at the end of the KriStef Brothers act tonight? Well I actually paused it and typed it up. It’s kind of entertaining and I wonder who wrote it.
Please discontinue the use of this product if you have any prior medical history involving arthritis, dementia, vertigo, irritable leg syndrome, insomnia, hunger, toothache, stomach ache, headache, butt ache, constipation, hairy arm pits, any form of plastic surgery involving bicep implants, calf implants, rhinoplasty of the forehead, knees, or bunions.
Please don’t try to order this KriStef Brother Exercise Thing. It just a joke, //Oh look a typo :D// we don’t really sell it. You do realize that right? Why are you even reading this disclaimer? Don’t you have anything else to do besides freeze frame our show to hear this ridiculously long paragraph? Hmm, don’t really have much more to say but we need to fill this screen with words. How’s the weather where you are? Are you enjoying the show? Don’t forget tomorrow is the results show and next week is the finale. We really hope you watch, and please don’t forget to vote for your favorites tonight. Think this is enough words, I really have better things to do. Wait you still need more words, ugh. Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah. Thank you for your attention.