#kristenposting

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i hate kristen applebees. she's the worst. uuugghh she's genuinely so fun to write

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backreading so i can sort out some info with that paranormal investigator au i was yapping about last month and this message is getting me

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kristen applebees will see a woman and say "is anyone going to eat that out" and not wait for an answer

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KRISTEN APPLEBEES👎

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krittsn applengsebjs

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kipperbees nonsexual facesitting (kristen crushed the microscopic bitch under her ass) (hydraulic press)

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thinking about tracker kristen breakup and seething because divorce arc kristen. does not get enough attention. putting her under a microscope and staring at her forever. i hope they never get back together. i want to hit kristen with my caR AAGH

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headcanon talk: i dont know how my kristen "sex positivity = T&A can be out whenever i want" applebees and adaine "if i see an exposed collarbone i start thinking about my father and throwing up" abernant stay friends. i mean obviously i'm exaggerating. for adaine, anyway. kristen is just kind of Like That to me.

sometimes i question WHY i make kristen so horny and then i think about it for a few seconds and remember no. that's not me doing that. that's all beardsley. like they're the one coming up with the random stripping and the thong and Officer Kristen. i'm just playing with my tuoys here.