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kroconaw replied to your post: THE WORST THING EVER IS WHEN SOMEONE TRIES TO TELL...

You’re supposed to sleep laying on your back on a bed. I taught you how to sleep. You mad at me? :c

i can't believe you're doing this to me man i thought we were buds

i hate sleeping without you ..

Boyfriend: BABU! BABU!

Me: hmm?

Boyfriend: tell me I'm fat.

Boyfriend: DO IT.

Me: no.

Boyfriend: DO IT PLEASE

Me: why?

Boyfriend: TELL ME I'M FAT

Me: you're fat.

Boyfriend: You love this fat doe :3 YOU WANT IT. YOU NEEEEEEED IT. YOU CRAVE IT.

Me: :3c

Me: -slaps you- D:

Luis: slaps what?

Me: -your butt-

Me: uguu~

him: thanks for calling me a potato by the way.

me: i called everyone potatoes.

me: I'm a potato too, it's ok.

him: but you think i'm the fattest one.

me: we make potato love

me: and create protein.

him: potato love? what are you on?

me: potatoes.

HOLY SHIT, ANSWER YOUR DAMN MESSAGES.

F-F-F-F-F-F-F-FAGGOT.

Me: It's so cold in my room.

Boyfriend: Why?

Me: I don't know. Some days it's cold, some days it's like the fucking artic in here.

Boyfriend: So what do you want?

Me: You.

Boyfriend: Why?

Me: Because you're one hot piece of ass.

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