@allurashipweek
Day 5: Fashion/Armor
Rating: T
Content warnings: Stacey’s mom has got it going on, age gap
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Meeting Keith’s mother had the whole castle in titters, Shiro obviously the worst, but everyone else was very excited too. Allura patiently waited, at least outwardly, for her turn to shake Krolia’s hand and say hello, smiling the whole while with eyes glued to the woman’s face.
“You must be Princess Allura, then,” Krolia greeted with a smile that showed just the barest hint of fang, extending her hand.
“A pleasure to meet you, Keith’s hot mom,” Allura said, out loud, which left the rest of the castle dead silent.
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“Keith’s hot mom,” Keith said for what had to be the millionth time, later in Allura’s bedroom while she diligently worked on suffocating herself in her own pillow.
“I can’t believe I said that,” Allura groaned for what had to be the billionth time, earning another bout of mocking laughter from Keith.
“I can’t either. Is this like, a thing with you? Is there something deeper going on here?” Keith carried on, delightedly ignoring Allura slowly lifting and dropping her fist on the back of her own skull. “Do you feel deep, unbridled attraction to me, but since I’m gay and also taken you’ve shifted those feelings onto my mom?”
Allura groaned loudly.
“Or do you just have a thing for older women, maybe? Milfs? Are you into milfs, Allura?”
Allura lifted the pillow from under her face so she could wrap it around her ears, trying to block her friend out.
Keith, absolutely undaunted, sat on her back. “Is it because she’s Galra? Do you secretly have a Galra fetish?”
“I just saw a hot woman in armor and my mouth went faster than my brain!” Allura protested. “That’s it!”
“Right, right. Keith’s hot mom, incredible.”
“I hate you.”
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Fortunately, the next time Allura saw Krolia, they were not in front of Allura’s friends, Allura’s secondary father figure, god Themself, or Keith’s new dog. It was just them.
“Krolia,” Allura flagged, apology on her lips, jogging a few steps closer.
“Keith’s hot friend,” Krolia greeted in return, grinning with fangs showing. Allura noticed belatedly that she was out of her blade armor, and just wearing a sleek, fashionable tank top. Oh she was in so much trouble.
“Ah, yes, that’s what I wanted to apologize about,” Allura said with a bright blush.
“Nothing to apologize for,” Krolia said before Allura could remark on the inappropriateness of her comment. “I’m flattered.”
“O-oh. That’s good then. I am, glad I didn’t make you uncomfortable. It won’t happen again, though, I promise.”
Krolia leaned on the nearby wall, hand sliding behind her ear and through her lovely hair, musculature on full display.
“Mm. That’s too bad. Something might have happened, otherwise.”
Oh.
Ohhhhhh.
Oh no, Allura was in trouble.
“Well then, I suppose I shall see you later, Keith’s hot mom.”
Krolia grinned wide again and Allura felt her heart flutter. She was playing with fire, now.
She grinned back.
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“I can’t believe you’re dating my mom,” Keith said into his pillow, for what had to be the millionth time.
“I can’t either,” Allura answered again, delightedly perched on top of Keith’s back. “Does she like flowers? Sweets? What do you think would be good ways to woo her, do you think?”
“I regret everything,” Keith muttered, and Allura poked at his side.
“Pidge also wanted me to let you know,” she cleared her throat, and began singing to the tune of some earth song, “Keith-y’s Mom has got it going on!”
Keith groaned loudly and moved his pillow on top of his head, blocking his ears, while she laughed riotously at him.










