You talking about pervert 007n7 got me curious, any other characters you think have pervert tendencies/habits? :3<
yes actually! while i believe that all characters are secretly perverted, there’s a few i think would be extraaaa sleazy!
007n7 - a little deeper into him, since he’s a little antisocial, he sees most people as ‘characters’ rather than humans. plus he’s a total porn-addict.
builderman - the type to get a hugeee rush out of controlling you, especially if you aren’t in the position to stop him. even more if no one will believe you.
clockwork - sadomasochist. fucks up his wires for the fun of it and always makes you clean them up. whether you like it or not, you’re gonna pleasure him.
noli - the control freak EVER !!! lovess the fact that he can easily get into your mind and make you do his bidding. the type of guy to get turned on no matter what u do.
shedletsky/telamon - corrupted god, we know this. likes to use his power into pressuring you to obey him. really likes seeing you get flustered/frustrated.
i have a few ideas for phighting too !
skateboard - ofcofc the sleaze-bag everrr ! usually uses your addiction against you to keep you hooked to him . . and if you aren’t addicted yet he’ll make it happen.
scythe - she’s used to being in power, and she isn’t afraid of using it to get what she wants. even if she does do reprehensible shit, who’s gonna stop her? you?
subspace - don’t even get me started. he’s used to being seen as weak because of his illness. bc of this he’s a total sadist, gets off to you being scared of him.
again, EVERYONE is a pervert to me! its just that some have a bit more self-control then these ones 🪽🪽🪽
Post Ck!007n7 x reader | Birthday surprise for the birthday girl
none request post
Warnings/tags: AFAB!Reader, age gap, reader just turning 18, dubcon(?), unprotected sex, daddy kink, reader is short, creepy behavior from 007n7, incredibly self indulgent, mutual pining, not beta read
Your 18th birthday.
It was a special day almost every kid and teen looked forwards to with the promise of freedom that adulthood granted. You remember the excitement you felt the night before, finding it hard to sleep for the party your parents planned for you.
Your friends and neighbors were invited, including your dad's close friend, 007n7.
You've always liked 007n7, feeling he was one of the "cooler" adults that was more than willing to keep you entertained whenever you decided to visit his place. He'll even pay you to babysit his son c00lkidd when he got too busy with his night shifts.
There would be nights where 007n7 would come back home on particularly late, apologizing to you for making you wait so long for him. You couldn't help but to find his embarrassed and flustered face cute and endearing.
Despite his insistence on paying you extra, you always turned it down. It is true you would benefit from the extra cash, but you wouldn't feel right taking too much from him. Even as silly and maybe wrong it was, you had a bit of a crush going on for the older dad.
Even when you watch him hang out with your own father, you would sometimes just admire from the distance, making yourself blush with all the cute little scenarios you would like to imagine in your head. Getting too sheepish to even think of anything more.... carnal.
Even if you find yourself craving for it.
It was a secret you were more than willing to take to your grave however. Being too shy to even imply any likeness towards 007n7 in the first place. You were more than sure he could turn you away thanks to the age difference between the two of you. And your own dad wouldn't really be fond of it either.
Still, today was your birthday. People will be coming over to celebrate it, people other than 007n7. You were sure he'll mostly drink some beers with your dad again any ways like they always do.
The party itself wasn't going to be anything too big, in fact, you wouldn't really necessarily call it one. More like a get together with the family and some close friends.
It didn't tale long for everyone to come over by the time it was later on in the day. You were sure to greet your friends when they finally came through the door, each holding different variety sizes of wrapped gifts they took the time to get for you for this special day.
You hear the door open once again, automatically turning to greet the next person- jumping in your spot and letting out a small gasp to see 007n7 with c00lkidd walking in.
"O- oh hey! You're here!" You greet a little louder than intended, c00lkidd already rushing in towards the table with the food being set out on it, looking at it in awe.
"Hey- that's for later-!" 007n7 tries to call out to c00lkidd before turning back to you with an apologetic look, "Sorry, I'll get him before he starts making a mess... happy birthday by the way!" 007n7 opens his arms for a hug, something you accepted without a second thought.
"Thanks for coming over," your arms wrapped around him comfortably with a light squeeze. You can feel his hand rubbing your back, helping you melt into the hug a little more before he suddenly stopped and broke the hug apart.
"Of course, wouldn't miss this day for anything else." his hand gives your shoulder a light squeeze before he steps aside, walking towards the dinning table just as c00lkidd was about to grab something. "What did I tell you-"
You stood there looking at the dad pull his child away from the table, softly reminding him to be a good guest in other people's homes. The warmth of his hand on your back and shoulder remains, and you feel yourself grow fluster the more you think about those small actions.
Your staring was snapped out when you heard a friend called you towards the living room, your friends wanting to play some games on your TV with you before the cake finally gets served along with the food. 007n7 looks back, watching you hop onto the couch along with them.
The hours went by fast, delicious cake of your favourite flavour with yummy dishes your dad took the time to prepare while chatting with 007n7 in the kitchen.
You've already opened your gifts in front of everyone, though there was a dang of disappointment when you didn't see anything from 007n7. It made sense though in a way, he probably didn't knew what to get you or just couldn't this year.
Almost everyone was gone by now, and it was getting late. Your parents already asleep, and c00lkidd was brought back to a friend's home to go to bed. However, 007n7 came back to help with some of the clean up and general hanging out before your dad finally called it nights for him.
It was just the two of you in the living room now.
"So birthday girl, how was your big day? You seemed like you were having a lot of fun." 007n7 sat beside you n the couch. There was a lone light turned on giving the room a dim orange colour.
"I did yeah," You sounded a little shy replying to him, turning with a smile on your face to look at him. "I'm happy today was great!"
"You sure about it? I can't help but to feel like you're hiding something from me..." You felt your heart skip a beat from the way 007n7's eyes looked at you up and down. You tell yourself you're just imagining things.
"N- no really! Today was great, I couldn't have asked for anything else," you gave off an awkward laugh, but you can tell 007n7 wasn't buying it.
"Come on sweetheart," Oh god not the nickname, "tell this old man anything that's been bothering you." You feel your mouth going dry with the soft look he was giving you, your hands starting to naturally fidgeting with each other out of habit.
"It's nothing that big of a deal honestly- you don't need to hear about it is all-" you words stop in your throat feeling his larger hands grabbing yours, heart beating in your chest even louder now.
"I highly doubt it'll be too silly sweet heart, you can tell me." 007n7 was looking in your eyes now, thumbs rubbing themselves on the back of your hands to soothe your nerves. You take a deep breath, slowly letting it out.
"I... I know I should be grateful for all the gifts I got... I really am! But..." You words trail off, and 007n7 gives your hands a gentle squeeze to encourage you to keep going. "I know I sound selfish for saying this but... I was also looking for a gift from you as well..." If it weren't for the fact he was holding your hands, you would have used them to hide your face. You opted to look away in embarrassment instead.
You felt your breath hitch, feeling incredibly embarrassed in front of 007n7 now.
"I'm- I'm sorry," you pulled your hands away from him, trying to turn away now and run away in shame, but your body halts as you try to do so. You hand ins his again, squeezing but a little harder this time compared to before.
"Hey hey- don't cry," 007n7 notices the faint tear streaks going down your face, grabbing your other hand to bring you to the couch again. You didn't bother to fight back, just letting him sit your body down right onto his lap. "I don't want to see you cry, okay?"
His other hand comes up to wipe the tears, and despite his rough thumb, his touch was gentle and warming.
"Sweetie, don't cry, I didn't mean to hurt you on your big day," his tone was low, hushed in a way only for you to hear. "Come on, I'm sorry I didn't give you your gift yet, I was waiting for a... perfect time."
His words catches you off guard, almost confusing you out of crying. 007n7 of course notices this shift in your mood, taking this moment to hold your chin up to look at him, bringing you closer to himself.
"That's right, I've been saving it for a moment like this, when you finally become a beautiful young woman. It's a... very special gift just for you." You can feel your ears burning, heart drumming loud in your ears.
"What.... what kind of gift is it?" You voice was shaky and light, the anticipation could be felt in all of your nerves, and it was getting hard to sit still in his lap.
007n7 gives a soft chuckle, finding that eager and naive look on you to be so incredibly adorable.
"One that a beautiful woman like you deserves." It felt like time itself stopped when he caught his lips on yours. You hands grasping on the front of his shirt when you felt him push harder on you, forcing his tongue between your lips and swallowing the small gasp of surprise from you.
It felt so fast to comprehend, it was over before you realized it. Your flushed, dazed look that 007n7 was greeted with when he leaned back making him chuckle. His thumb comes up to wipe a small thing of spit at the corner of your lips, reminding you of where you are.
"Sorry sweetie, couldn't quite help myself," 007n7 leans to give you a quick peck this time. He doesn't completely lean back up this time, moving to whisper to you."But don't worry, I have more I want to give to you, "but that's not all I want to give you, princess."
007n7 the hand that rested on your hip lowers itself to give your thigh a small squeeze. He notes how you slightly jump in response to it, how sensitive you were.
"You- you want to- do more?" You couldn't tell if you were excited or nervous with the way you asked that question, feeling incredibly silly when 007n7 just smiles at you.
"Now that I can, of course sweetie~" the hand on your thigh moves towards the inner area, the palm making slow steady circles there- something you were sure to rile you up. And it was working.
"But- Sev my parents-," your words were quickly cut off, 007n7's hand giving your inner thigh a nice squeeze. Words quickly formed into a cute little gasp for 007n7 to take in absolute delight.
"Don't need to do it here, princess. We can say we went for a nice night drive," 007n7 knew your parents wouldn't question him. Maybe at most be disappointed with not letting them know he was taking you out so late, but that was it.
You couldn't exactly form words, too overwhelmed with excitement at the implications of his words. Nodding your head was the best you can do to give your answer, something 007n7 was pleased with seeing.
"Then lets get moving so I can give you that 'gift'." 007n7 suddenly stands up, his arms moving to carry you bridle style. The sudden change briefly giving you a shock to grab hold onto him tight, a move 007n7 only laughs at, but it only proved to decrease his already thin patience.
Leaving your home and towards his car, he opens the passenger door and puts you onto the seat. The slam of the door making your heart jump as he goes over to the driver seat. The night was incredibly quiet aside from the start of the engine. You feel yourself both excited, nervous, scared- a whole mix of emotions as 007n7 pulls out of the driveway to your home.
His hand lays on your inner thigh again, making your breath hitch. The drive itself was mostly silent, aside from the few occasions of 007n7 squeezing into the meat of your leg. More so to calm himself down that this was finally happening.
The tension was thick by the time you two were at his place. 007n7 taking your hand after opening the door for you. You can see his shoulders tense as he brings you to the front door, unlocking it with a hand that was visibly straining itself.
"Sweet heart," 007n7 looks over to you, eyes dark a hunger that even you could recognise. The click of the door being unlocked being more audible than you could have ever imagined. "How much do you like me?"
"W- why the sudden question?" You gave a nervous and awkward airy laugh, feeling confused now.
"I'm just curious is all," 007n7 hand gripped at the front door knob, you can't quite tell in the dark, but it looked like he was having quite the tight grip on it.
His other hand comes up, a contrast to the one on the door knob as it gently tucked a strand of hair on the side of your face. You feel yourself gulp, legs already turning weak.
He's looking directly at you, waiting for an answer.
"I like you, a lot actually." You softly admit it. While it was quiet from your lips, the silence of the night made it loud. Loud to 007n7 that is.
"A lot you say? And just how much is... a lot?" 007n7 spoke with a lower voice, something with much of of a growl this time. His hand turns the front door knob, you feel your heart skip a beat. Why is he doing this? "How much of this old man do you like? I want to hear you say it."
"I, I um," You audibly gulp, feeling yourself put on the spot with just 007n7 there to watch you embarrass yourself. "A whole lot, I like you more than I probably should- it... it drives me crazy!"
The door slams open, shocking you from the embarrassment you felt not just a moment ago before you were tugged inside. 007n7 kicks the door closed behind him, hands almost racing to grab onto your hips to hoist you up, letting your legs to wrap around his waist as he speed walked towards his room.
"You like me enough to enjoy those kisses from before, right sweetie?" His lips were right by your ear, hot breath on your skin.
You nod.
"Use your words sweetheart." his hands grip harder onto you, and he laughs at the whimper you give out.
"Yes- yes I did!" Your skin jumped feeling his teeth graze the lope of your ear, painfully teasing you as his lips slide down the side of your neck. "I liked it a lot!"
"First time kissing?" 007n7's words muffled against your skin, making you squirm from how ticklish it felt. "It was obvious, but I don't mind. Just meant your first is going to be with me."
"First time?" You already knew it was leading this way, but you couldn't stop yourself from echoing those words any ways.
"Of course sweetheart, my gift to you," his tongue licked at the skin on the croak of your neck before biting down, the room now echoed with the loud gasp that left you. 007n7 growls hearing it,letting out a small cruse. "I'm going to be your first, and you're going to love it."
"Come on, grind yourself on daddy, be my good girl." He sits on the edge of his bed, you straddling his thigh this time and hands still on your hips. They didn't hold onto as tight as before, letting you move on your own.
Your more lewd imagination and daydreaming could have not prepared you for this, even with how many times you've thought bout it before.
"place your hands on my shoulders if it helps sweetie," 007n7 could sense your nervousness, putting on the more gentle voice to try and encourage you.
You follow his idea, placing your hands on his shoulders just like he recommended and slowly starting to grind yourself on his thigh. You never noticed until now just how firm it felt.
007n7 was biting the inside of his cheek watching the shy expression on your face as you pressed your warm clothed cunt on his thigh. He can feel it, feel just how excited you were. Even before you two left to go to his place, he could feel your heartbeat down there.
"That's it baby, keep grinding yourself like that," 007n7 practically purred out those, "make yourself nice and wet for daddy."
Even now 007n7 was still holding himself back, hands aching with the need to rip those clothes off, to have his way with you. But he didn't want to scare you away, specially this was really your first time.
He watches how your face morphs into a shy pleasure, corner of his lips twitching from how impatient he's becoming. Not from you taking your time, just from how much he dreamed of this moment.
"You like that? Grinding down on daddy?"? His voice coos at you, almost in a playful manner.
"Y- yes daddy-!" 007n7 actually groans hearing you catch on to the nickname fast, hands now really holding onto your hips.
"Let me give you something better to rub that needy pussy on then- unzip my pants and take my cock out." 007n7 voice true and firm, no room to talk back.
You hands shaking with both anxiety and desire go to the front of his pants, do doubt struggling to keep still. You can feel his eyes on you as the sound of the metal zipper rings in your ears.
"Take it out, see just how much you do to me." Your heart was drumming again, hand slipping underneath the waistband of his boxers. You can already see just how hard he was with the clear as day bulge beneath the fabric. Almost as if it was straining.
Your ears burn hearing 007n7 give out a sigh of relief when your hand finally wraps around his girth. It feel so hard and heavy-
"Keep going, don't keep daddy waiting" it was almost a threat, something you weren't sure if you wanted to find out about. You finally pull it out, heart jumping seeing the tip already dripping with precum. Your legs squeeze around his thigh just imagining it inside you.
Something that 007n7 painfully notices.
"Go on, take those clothes off for me sweetheart," 007n7 gives a small slap to the side of your leg before you get up with shaky legs. You almost want to shrink in embarrassment from the wet streak on his jeans.
007n7 stares you down watching you hastily disgard what you wore, hand around his cock slowly stroking himself as he watched. It felt so dirty watching him actually do it in front of you like that.
It was almost addicting with the way he bit his lip.
"That's it, show yourself off to daddy," 007n7 watches you undo your bra, and your knees buckle with the whistle that he blows when your tits finally exposed themselves to him. His hands go to finally lower his jeans and boxers, free more of himself before motioning you to get on again.
He guides your knees onto the bed on both of his sides, watching you lower your pussy with an anticipated glare. The feeling of those lower wet lips making contact makes 007n7 hum out in satisfaction, hands helping you guide your hips long his hard length.
"You feel it twitch and pulse for you, baby? Shows just how much daddy wants to ravage that sweet little body of yours." You whimper out in embarrassment hearing him say that, and 007n7 just chuckles when you hide your face against his chest.
As if his words didn't embarrass you enough, the slick wet sounds rang in the room every you rolled your hips along his length. You could hear 007n7's panting, rubbing you harder against himself. The pulse from his cock against your wet cunt made your limbs feel like jelly, and 007n7 could feel every time your lower lips flutter.
"You excited baby? Excited to feel daddy's fat cock ramming into you? Excited to be treated like the beautiful young woman like you are, like you deserve?" You audibly whine hearing his words, hearing his husky voice barely hide his desire. "Tell me just how excited you are~"
"I- I'm so excited daddy-" You mewl out the words, pushing your lower lips onto his cock more, his length slited between them now. 007n7 can barely hold onto his patience. "Please- please fuck me daddy- I need you so bad-!"
007n7 feels himself snap- the sound of your debauched begging was something he didn't take account for, and it drove him insane.
Your body gets hastily manhandled, the two of you switching positions. Your back hits the blanket, legs overhanging the edge of the bed before they're folded upwards on yourself.
"FUCK I can't wait anymore- fucking hell I need to fuck you NOW." his hips quickly snaps forwards, his entire length sliding it with such ease from how soaked you were it almost scares you.
007n7 wastes no time before he's abusing your velvety walls with his cock. He presses his body onto you, keeping your legs held up by sandwiching between the two of you. Your cries and mewls filling the room along side the slick sound of skin on skin. The plap plap plap making your pussy tighten around his plunging cock.
His mouth kissed and nip at your jaw, lowering towards your neck and desperately biting at your neck around his previous one. Tongue sometimes taking the time to lick over the indents in your skin.
"Fuck- pussy feels so good around daddy's cock-" 007n7 growls out loud, lifting your hips up to fuck the head of his cock at a better angle. Your toes were painfully curling now in pleasure, mouth dry from how much your mouth was being kept opened with all of the sounds you couldn't stop making yourself make.
"Daddy is going to milk this pussy, okay? You'll be a good girl and let daddy do this to your sweet body, right?!" It was less of a question and more of a demand. A demand you lust filled mind was more than willing to follow.
One of his hands gropes at your breast, your nipple squeezed between his index finger and thumb before rolling it between his fingers. You both heavily moan out, your wet walls clenching around him with every tug he did.
"You always wanted this, right?" You shameless nodded your head, "Always wanted daddy to fucking finally fuck your pussy?" you nod again. "Want daddy to fill up that womb of yours, make you full with him, god my sweet little baby girl is such a whore-"
007n7's thrust slowing down, but fucked themselves what feels like even deeper. He quickly slips out of you, moving you forward on the bed before getting on and lifting your ass up- forcing your back to arch before he's shoving his cock back inside.
"Fuck you look so good like this- such a good girl for daddy, right baby?" His hand slaps your ass leaving a burning sensation on your skin. "Shit- gonna cum soon- feels too fucking good-" 007n7 moans, feeling just how wet you are now. He hunches forward, picking up his pace again watching his cock go between your pussy over and over again. Memorized with how it looked.
"Da- daddy-!" your whole body tensed up, his hand suddenly reaching around to roughly circle around the sensitive bundle of nerves. And your whole body crumbled. You felt yourself undone on his still pumping cock, you barely register the loud whorish moan you were letting out as I came on his cock.
You barely registered being filled up with his hot cum, your own orgasm triggering his. He game one last hard thrust before pushing himself as deep as he could before shooting his hot seed deep in you.
Your the cries, mewls and groans died down, nothing but heavy breathing filling in the room now along with the heavy smell of sex. It was still dark outside.
"I'm not done princess."
A/N: sorry i got rlly horny for dilf 007n7
Gift fic for @foilsick0099, thank you for all the art bestie ur legit the goat!!!!!!!! ₍^. .^₎⟆ got a lil high to write the smut so I hope it makes sense lol
Hello again Frin, I have a generous request that on a roblox game even though it's not released!
Termination Protocol! Especially, 007n7!
So I would like to order a...
TP! 007n7 x Tord Larsson! Reader!
Goes back to my Eddsworld phase!
Anyways, Oneshot please!
Plot: in this order of mine, Seven and the reader work together to take over robloxia with their c00lkids and soldier since ya know the reader is the red leader and decides to collab with them.
As sometimes, the reader likes to tease or flirt with him while at work as he gets cranky and flips him off but it doesn't do anything.
as on the other hand, they bith like to see destruction and their plans going to fruition by their army combined, and improved with their skills.
so yeah, just chaos and some teasing and fighting as if they are doing both! one is not taking this seriously and likes to tease him while seven is annoyed.
So yeah, I also like to order a strawberry shortcake if you may, Thx and Bye!
Mess with your co-worker day!
TPC! 007n7 x Tord! Reader
Warning(s): OOC, hinted that Reader has roughly similar appearance to tord but that's up to you to imagine it, (horrible) flirting, many... Many cussing, short as usual
Notes: I still remember how Eddsworld animation (made by Maethorian) introduced me to the song Pork Soda
wc: 622
How does one put it into words when describing you? That's right, it's— "YOU BASTARD!!"
007n7 lunged forward to grab a hold of your jacket, you couldn't hold in your smile due to the sight of the anger in 007n7's eyes. "What? Can't a friend visit?" He roughly shoved you away, pointing an accusing finger at you. "Visiting? Don't FUCK with me. You messed with one of my stuff again didn't you!?"
The amusement in your eyes was clear and obvious to anyone, even 007n7 himself. You couldn't help but to chuckle at him quivering in anger all because you decided to tweak a few things.
"Oh goodness! You're so fun to poke at Sev." He growled at you putting your weight on his side with your arms over his shoulder. "This is why I like you-" "Stop with that, dumbass." He mumbled, pushing you away once again. "Owie!"
He walked back to his place and with nothing to do you followed behind him with both hands in your jacket's pocket. "Why are you still here?" You feign a gasp to him, clutching over to the spot of your heart. "Oh, friend-" "friend? Don't fuck with me. Just get to the point."
You let out a disappointed sigh at 007n7, while you love messing with him you still find him a bit boring. "Hey, just cause we're collaborating with this doesn't mean you can just ignore someone like me." "Uh huh, uh huh, whatever jackass."
He put his glove on again after ripping it off to hold your jacket earlier. "I'm busy right now, go destroy the city with C00lkidd or something." You frowned. "That's a bit mean, you're leaving your partner all alone?"
"WE'RE NOT PARTNERS!!!!!"
He pants, watching as you laugh over at his messy form from screaming at you. "Oh! My! God! Seven!" 007n7 only rolled his eyes as you dragged it out, laughing like it's the funniest shit ever. And to you? It is. "I love you so much Seven, I can't go a day without doing this!"
The sudden declaration of love threw him off, like sure you flirted with him here and there but he knows you're only doing that just because. He knows what type of Robloxian you are, but to hear those three words from your lips made him pause. "Don't say that so suddenly, dumbass..."
Though despite that, he's desperately trying to hide the reddened cheeks he has. Fuck you.
But you were too busy to notice his embarrassed expression from laughing too hard. Being friends with him is the best cause not only he agrees with your ideas you also get to see the side of him that most Robloxian fear.
Besides, not like he will let you openly flirt with him anyways. He'll have one of his minions chase you out before everyone notices something odd. Bummer.
Not that you care anyways. "Why are you like this, ugh..." He groaned into his palm, lifting his head to see you smiling at him. That popular cunning smile that you often use.
That only made him groan more. "UGHHHHHH."
"Why so sad?" You. But he didn't say it and instead he just lightly punched your shoulder. "What do you want?" You frowned once more. "Why are you always assuming I want anything?"
007n7 looks at the side, avoiding your eyes. "Cause you usually visit me for something." You flap your hands in a circular motion. "Bla bla bla, right now I just want you." His heart dropped. "Or well... I wanted to do more messing in Robloxia... Hehe. You're my partner aren't you?"
"I hate you." He wishes he wasn't lying, cause you're so goddam annoying. Well, an annoyance he wants to keep.
CW: unstablished relationship, i swear they both like each other tho, 007n7 and Noli are assholes, gender neutral reader, reader being the steriotypical 'neighbor that tries their best to be the best and ends up being super annoying'.
WC: 1.7k
What an awesome day of summer vacation it was! What wasn't very nice about it was that he was stuck in his own apartment.
007n7 huffed, deeply annoyed he couldn't go out and cause more chaos like he wanted. Was it so bad that he had set that pizzeria on fire again? He was sure it was just a minor inconvenience for them.
What had happened was that he and Noli had been messing around as usual, doing some fun things here and there. Unanchoring some walls, Noli corrupting things around them and making others burn.. Normal stuff they did together. And it was even more exciting and fun because he had just reworked and updated some things in his c00lgui.
It was all fun and games until some admin joined the game to ruin it all, suddenly appearing behind them and anchoring them to place so it would be easier to catch their names and suspend them once again.
The day had been torturous after that unfortunate event. They went through a judgement with all the other admins, had to take yet another set of mug shots for their collection to then finally be sent home with an ankle monitor and no access to creative tools other robloxians could have freely every day.
It sucked. He couldn’t even code something into his c00lgui that would help him escape this same fate next time until they had given them back their tools. But that would be stupid of them too. I mean, just suspend a well known hacker knowing he would do it again? Man, sometimes admins were stupid. Or way too forgiving. Probably the latter.
Now, you would probably expect a guy like 007n7 to just go out anyway while knowing he would get taken back and probably have his punishment stretched. But that’s not the case this time. This time he just wanted to accept it and stay at home as a well deserved break. Sure, not being able to get the junk food he wanted himself was annoying but eh, whatever. At least now he could just play and bully kids online with Noli all he wanted.
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After some days, the acceptance had fully settled in and he was just really enjoying the free time it brought. Maybe it was a bit boring sometimes but the gaming sessions with Noli made it okay.
He was currently gaming with Noli. They were doing some one versus one rounds on their favorite shooting game and it wasn’t going well for 007n7 at all. He was losing two to five now and at this point he was instinctively cursing at Noli, raising his voice once again after having lost again. Two to six now.
“You just suck at the game dude, give up.” His laugh left 007n7’s headphones to penetrate his ears, making him furrow his brows, utterly annoyed by his friend and how well he could imagine him just grinning all smugly.
“Oh, fuck you. You clearly played this when I was offline to get better because you were soooo scared that I would beat you.” 007n7 scoffed, leaning forward and tightening his grip on his mouse.
I’m totally gonna have to lock in now. He repeats in his head, gritting his teeth and trying to predict and dodge Noli’s shots the best he could while also shooting at him. 007n7 hid behind a building to reload, taking the moment to stretch his arms.
During that instant he could faintly hear the bell ringing. He groans, putting his hands back on his keyboard and mouse. “There’s someone at the door. Probably that nosy neighbor I told you about. I’ll have to go for a few minutes after this round.”
Noli hummed, thinking back to when Seven first mentioned them. “Right. Them. Wonder what they could want now.”
“I bet that it’s nothing important. They must want an excuse to interact with me or something. I swear, they’re in love with me.” He grinned behind the screen, focusing on playing the game while talking with Noli. “I mean, they have to be. Who would be kind and willingly interact with a well known hacker if they weren’t stupidly in love?”
Noli is silent for a moment. “That’s a good point.” He snickers then pauses again. “Are they hot?”
“A-” 007n7 stops all his movements abruptly, eyes wide and mouth open in shock after being caught off guard by the question. “Well- Yeah?” Then, immediately, “D-dude! What kind of question is that? It’s not like I instantly like them just because they’re hot!”
“..No one said that. You weirdo, you’re never getting pussy this way.” Noli takes Seven’s moment of weakness as an opening to kill him again, instant snickers following.
007n7 blinks, watching his screen display the text “YOU DIED.” once again. “Whatever. I’m gonna go open the door, be right back.” With that, he mutes himself.
He pushes his hands against the desk with a huff, the wheels of the chair rolling easily against the floor to give him space to stand up without hitting anything. 007n7 takes a final look at his screen before turning away from it and walking unhurriedly out of his room. While taking his time with getting to the front door, he subconsciously lets his brain slowly be filled with thoughts of you.
You were so incredibly annoying and stupid. That’s what he said to everyone else he knew, too stubborn to admit even to himself that maybe he thought something else about you. Truth is, he was still coming to terms with these news feelings since they were so recent and sudden. But that fact didn’t stop you from just keeping him awake at night by breaking into his brain like you owned it. He would end up having to watch distracting youtube videos to get rid of all those thoughts about you and your body.
The situation got even worse after he started to have lewd thoughts pop up into his head. Every time it happened he just wanted to crawl into a hole and die.
He eventually reaches the door, wrapping his hand around the knob and twisting it to open it to the sight of you looking to the side, inspecting the building’s hallway. 007n7 wasn’t even surprised to see you. He expected it to be you, afterall.
Seven lets his eyes drag over your body, taking in how your clothes rested over your frame, how you stood without a single trace of tension and the bowl you held in your hands. Probably the reason why you came to bother him.
You notice quickly that the door has been opened and turn your head towards him with a smile. “Good evening, 007n7. I wanted to stop by to give you this.” Nodding towards the bowl, you then continue talking. “I have noticed that normally it’s mainly motorboys from junk food locations that go to your door so I deduced that you haven’t been really eating more healthy things.”
007n7 freezes, furrowing his brows and blinking rapidly. Wow. So now my neighbor is crazy and stalking me or some shit. They just couldn’t stop at being annoying and way too kind for their own good. What the actual fuck.
“You know, eating too much highly processed foods can prevent your body and brain from working at their best. They’re also linked with many chronic diseases. Which is why I cooked you something healthier for you to eat. A healthy diet is essential for nutrition and good health.”
He also didn’t expect google itself in person to just yap his ear off about how junk food was bad and whole food wasn’t. Was your special interest not minding your own business or something?
007n7 keeps quiet, the hand that was holding the door flexing like he wanted to just shut it in your face. Maybe he should. But he doesn’t. Instead, he takes the bowl into his hand. “Don’t you have anything better to do with your life instead of taking care of a grown ass man?”
You are a bit taken aback because of the question. Of course you have things to do, but it doesn’t hurt to spare some time to be a good neighbor. Maybe he should try it out some time instead of being a jobless loser that does nothing but destroy things and play all day. “Well, I don’t mind wasting a bit of time if it possibly helps getting a neighbor into a slightly healthier diet!”
Holy savior complex. He removes his hand from the door to scratch his neck awkwardly. “Okay. Well, uhm, thank you. I guess.” 007n7 shuffles in place, squinting his eyes. “..Bye.”
The door then shuts on your face without you having the possibility of saying anything, leaving you to just relax your shoulders and turn back so you could walk back to your own apartment.
He walks back toward his kitchen with the bowl of food in his hands, sometimes looking down at it and thinking if there really wasn’t a reason for you to be doing this. No, there clearly was. He didn’t care if he was being delusional for thinking you were in love with him because there was no way you weren’t. He was sure you weren’t that dumb to be doing this just to be a good neighbor or whatever. Seven places down the bowl on his kitchen counter, leaving it to cool down a bit more as he makes his way back to his room.
He doesn’t even sit down to talk with Noli, just unmuting himself while thinking of some shitty excuse so he could hop off the game and go do something else, watch some TV or maybe eat the food. It would be a good change. “Yo. I’m like, really tired. So I’ll just go to bed early and then we can play tomorrow or something.” 007n7 gives Noli some time to answer, expecting him to be on his phone while he waited. He only receives an ‘Okay’ back but that’s enough for him.
He leaves the discord call and leaves the game.
Straightening his back, he grumbles something under his breath and leaves his room to move to the kitchen again. He takes a plate from the cupboard and then a knife and a fork from a drawer.
007n7 finds himself actually enjoying the food some moments later, his brows raising slightly as he chews and lets his taste buds taste the food.
Okay maybe eating healthy once in a while wouldn’t be that bad. The problem would be cooking.
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I took a quick break from my other requests to write this for myself. so yeah. uhhmhmm
