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ask-madju replied to your post: …Decisions

You motherf- you play borderlands too? HOW COME WE NEVER PWAY! WHY MUST YOU REJECT ME KRASTER!

BECAUSE I BOUGHT IT LIKE A FEW DAYS AGO AND WANTED TO GET A FEEL OF IT BESIDES YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU PLAYED IT

I mean I did hear your Tiny Tina ringtone but uhhhh yeah my fault ok

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If I'm going to fail, I'm going to do it in style.

Krycan, upon having terrible problems with English and resorting to lolspeak

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DRAW ME AND FLYNN HAVING SMEXY P0RNZ TIEMZ KLOLTHNXBAI

Krycan

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Suicide's not any way out. It's someone ending their life and causing the depression of others who may well try to do the same in a chain reaction of misery and mental fuck-upery.

Krycan

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How to tell the difference.

Alice: Haha. I don't think I could mistake you for Flynn either way. XD

Krycan: I don't~ Type like~ This~ ^^;

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What I would do in Krycan's world.

Punch Evan in the fugly face.

Have a tea party with Flynn, as planned. Lots of Earl Grey and PG Tips. Whatever that is.

Also give Flynn a hug.

Perhaps have a drink and a smoke with Rix.

Pester Kar.

Smack Krycan for being so damn complicated.

If possible, have a conversation with Silas.

Ask Flynn if he'll read me a poem.

Generally avoid H.

Go look at the forest and see what all the commotion's about.

Leave a basket of cookies for Flynn before I leave.

Punch Evan in the fugly face again. With a knife.

Leave with Krycan's lip ring.

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Happy Intergalactic Krycan Day.

*throws confetti*

Feel free to worship Krycan and shower him with gifts now. Go on. You know you want to.

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Dear Krycan

I'm not one to do this but on behalf of the world I am compelled, COMPELLED, to do this.

You sir, are a jerk.

In all my time living on this godforsaken planet I have NEVER met such a god dammed tool of indescribable measures. Your douchbaggery is so great that even gods would find it annoying to be in your presence, no, to be on the same planet as you! Can you even look into the mirror without crying? Can you stare into your own eyes without having the sudden realization that you are a tool? A douche? A jerkass whose very existence is a bane upon the world?

You are a prime example of one of the worlds worst human beings who have not committed mass murder, maybe even among those who have. The very best thing you can do for humanity is to make sure you never taint the gene pool with you twisted DNA, we do not want mini yous to further spread your repulsiveness. It is my fear, beyond anything else, that you become the template for future human beings.

Good day sir!