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[kirby-sexyman]

Loser's Bracket Final Results!

Galacta Knight ( 163 votes) vs Taranza ( 224 votes)

Congratulations to Taranza for being the Sexiest Loser!

This is totally canon and I eagerly await HAL's acknowledgement of this.

Things were admittedly not very close between the two, with Taranza being the clear victor from the very start. But nonetheless Galacta Knight fought hard, netting over 160 votes. Sadly, however, Taranza has prevailed!

In the next 2-3 business minutes Taranza will receive his extra hour in the ball pit, coupon for a free meal at Space Denny's, and rightfully earned title of Sexiest Loser. Congratulations again to Taranza and everyone who supported him.

Galacta Knight has been sealed away again for being unsexy! How sad!

Tomorrow, however, it will be decided which Sworn Partner is the True Tumblr Sexyman.

The Final Poll begins at 4PM EST.

[vioyume]

He's an angel with a shotgun fighting till the war's won.

And he don't care if heaven won't take him back.

[g0ldenboi333]

So, that bracket, huh?

[paintedplum7]

If Zan loses I’m going to eat a banana with the peel still intact

[polliwoggers]

i. may or may not have run out of room partway through making this. anyway vote zan she's cool

[lizorbblizzorb]

Melodic strings and metallic screams ring through the arena (this even is a blast lol-)

[voiddemon]

he did not deserve this fr

[mel-g-posts]

Taranza won Sexiest Loser. Ggs