open to — everyone! setting — noon @ the drunk fish
day drinking wasn't a common activity for kelly, who preferred to spend her days focusing on her numerous hobbies. but she was nothing if not logical, and the logical thing to do when you want to go out... is to go out. as a result, kelly was situated at the end of the bar, as she had been for the past two hours. there was a low rumble from the few patrons that were there, but kelly was tuned in to the tv that hung above the bar. shitty old comedies were playing consecutively with the waterboy currently on the screen. when someone pulled up a chair beside kelly, she was inclined to ask them, "have you ever wondered if maybe he was so talented because he was drinking such high quality water?" she paused to look at her beer with contempt. "should we be drinking better water?" she hadn't looked once at the person, almost appearing lost in thought. the three beers she had consumed before this one were obviously taking effect.